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There Should Be Only One: Fortress 2- Re-Entry 25 Aug 2013 | 08:58 am

It usually takes more than one sequel to go to Space.  Today's film is Fortress 2: Re-Entry, featuring the return of Lambert.  Unfortunately, he's the only one returning.  Most of the Cast was killed ...

Totally-Awesome Cover Art: Croczilla 23 Aug 2013 | 07:35 pm

If you read the review from yesterday, you'll know that Croczilla/The Million-Dollar Crocodile is not very good.  However, one of the posters for it is... Excluding the perspective issues- shouldn't ...

#4 With Giant Animal: Croczilla 23 Aug 2013 | 08:53 am

I would just stick to films about people flipping and kicking, China.  Not to offend the country that will one day control us, but I have to talk about Croczilla.  The first person to actually lash ou...

Double Rip-Off Cover Art: Zombie WarZ- Falls the Shadow 23 Aug 2013 | 07:00 am

Sometimes it's just too easy.  I don't mind...but it can be. Zombie Warz: Falls The Shadow looks and sounds like another 'I have $1,000, so let's make a Zombie Film' Movie.  Hopefully I'm wrong, but,...

G. Gordon, Stuart: Fortress 21 Aug 2013 | 08:52 am

All locked up and nowhere to go.  Today's film is Fortress, a long-forgotten Sci-Fi film.  How can it be so forgotten though?  It's got Christopher Lambert- he was in one respectable Highlander film! ...

Poor Bastards of Cinema: The Punisher 20 Aug 2013 | 08:56 am

I just kind of stumbled across this one, so bear with me. In The Punisher (1988), the Yakuza kidnap the children of the Italian Mob Family to control their territory.  The film tries to be 'arty' by ...

Moon Over Miami: Josh Kirby...Time Warrior!- The Human Pets 19 Aug 2013 | 08:59 am

Seriously, this was not worth the wait.  To be fair, I didn't intend to wait so long between reviewing Part 1 and 2 of the Josh Kirby...Time Warrior! story.  The biggest problem: Short Wait.  In my ex...

Impossibly-Cool and Lost in Translation Cover Art?: Super Shark 17 Aug 2013 | 10:24 pm

We've got a hat trick.  Killer Shark film, Impossibly-Cool Cover Art and Lost in Translation!  Let's do this... Super Shark is a Fred Olen Ray film about, well, you figure it out.  What does Japan ma...

Rare Flix: The Punisher 17 Aug 2013 | 08:39 am

It all goes back to...Australia?  Today's film is The Punisher, one of the first Marvel films made for Theaters.  Unfortunately, fate would intervene and it would be released in everywhere EXCEPT Amer...

Redbox Crap: Axe Giant- The Wrath of Paul Bunyan 15 Aug 2013 | 08:32 am

So who exactly thought that this was a good idea.  Today's film is Axe Giant: The Wrath of Paul Bunyan.  Just go ahead and let that soak in for a minute.  Done groaning?  Good.  So yeah, it's your typ...

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