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Important 14 May 2013 | 07:04 pm

Tweet I agree it sounds funnier but shortness of breath in asthma where your airway sounds are high pitched and almost musical are not referred to a “weaseling”.

Tragedy in Boston 16 Apr 2013 | 05:25 pm

Tweet Haven’t had much to blog about lately but the events in Boston yesterday have stirred me. Of course the first thing you think of when you see those horrifying images of people who lost limbs is ...

How to Piss off the ER Doc 23 Mar 2013 | 05:47 am

Tweet Me: “Hi, is this the surgical resident on call?” Dr Snot:”Yeah” Me: “Well, I have a patient here who initially went to their PMD a few days ago for weakness and was found to have afib….” Dr Snot...

Smashed 2 Mar 2013 | 08:15 pm

Tweet Two guys drink themselves to within 10 g/DL of 500 then drive themselves into a pole. Luckily their smash in the car was at low speed compared to how smashed they were. They spend the night in t...

Honesty 3 Feb 2013 | 06:45 am

Tweet Me: “Sir, have you been drinking?” Mr Bacchanal: “Yeeeessshhh. *burp* Damn right I been!” Me: “How much?” Mr B:” However much I can get my damn hands on!!”

Alzheimer’s? 23 Jan 2013 | 08:35 am

Tweet 36 y/o female chief complaint at triage: “I forgot why I came. Gimme a minute and I’ll remember!”

Mr Opposite 12 Jan 2013 | 07:00 pm

Tweet Me: “So how much do you smoke Sir?” Mr Aveloar-Coalescence: “Two packs a day. I increased it from one pack because I find it makes my COPD better.”

The Spin 7 Jan 2013 | 12:10 pm

Tweet Reposted today from 2008. Always applies though! What is one of the most important skills a doc learns while working in the ER? The “spin”. This is in addition to the obvious (and boring) skills...

How is it possible? 3 Jan 2013 | 07:08 am

Tweet This is sort of like a Keith Richards post. Want I mean is how is it possible that someone could abuse their bodies as much as Keith Richards does and still remain alive? However, in this case I...

Things that Piss me off 22 Dec 2012 | 03:21 pm

Tweet A). I walk in the room and you greet me with “Yo, what-da fuck up cuz!?” B). You’re a drunken dope who cut his face and you keep telling me “Don’t fuck this shit up, I’m a model!” while I’m sutu...

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