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Hamster Rams Mini Corn Cob Into Its Face 16 Aug 2013 | 10:02 pm

I haven't been posting much lately. I apologize to those who are upset. But I actually have a good excuse. I DON'T FUCKING FEEL LIKE POSTING. I should say I DIDN'T feel like posting. Until I saw this ...

Leah Remini Goes To War With Scientology 12 Aug 2013 | 08:59 pm

It wasn’t enough for Leah Remini to leave Scientology, she wants to take the whole stupid retarded cult down. The first shot in her war against the cult was mostly a symbolic one but it was kind of co...

Beyonce Has Short Hair 8 Aug 2013 | 09:03 pm

This is the kind of stuff celebrities do when they have too much downtime. Beyonce is sitting around petting her dragons, sipping wine made from the tears of alien babies, when she thinks, “I’m so fuc...

Tara Reid Is An Expert On Whale Sharks 7 Aug 2013 | 10:03 pm

Now you know everything you will ever need to know about whale sharks. Thank you Tara Reid. I feel so enlightened right now. It's like the sun broke through the clouds and sent rays of pure knowledge ...

Sylvester Stallone Crushes Bruce Willis On Twitter 7 Aug 2013 | 09:44 pm

Learned two things today. One, Sylvester Stallone is on Twitter. OH SHIT THAT’S A FOLLOW. Two, Sylvester Stallone hates the living fuckballs out of Bruce Willis. First one I never would’ve guessed, se...

Lindsay Lohan Bad Mouths Kristen Stewart 5 Aug 2013 | 09:07 pm

Lindsay is out of rehab and trying to make people forget about her wash-out period. The old partying Lindsay? She’s gone forever. The new Lindsay is all about the work. She’s serious about it too. She...

Justin Bieber Ending Bromance With Lil Twist? 3 Aug 2013 | 09:02 pm

The bromance between Justin Bieber and Lil Twist is the greatest we’ve seen since Pip and Herbert from Great Expectations. But that bromance is now on the rocks after Lil Twist reportedly slapped some...

Kate Middleton Lists Occupation As “Princess” 3 Aug 2013 | 08:58 pm

The official birth certificate is in for royal baby George Alexander Louis WhateverTheHellHisLastNameIs. Most fascinating thing about this historic document? Kate Middleton’s occupation is listed as “...

Anthony Weiner Was Photographed Texting At A Mayoral Forum 1 Aug 2013 | 09:10 pm

File this under HOLY SHIT THIS GUY DOESN’T GET IT AT ALL DOES HE? Somebody tell Weiner politics is like 95% style and maybe 5% substance. But he’s good on the issues! He cares about the little people!...

Randy Travis Is Somehow Still Alive 1 Aug 2013 | 08:35 pm

A couple weeks ago it seemed country star Randy Travis was surely headed for the grave. Fucker was suffering from a heart infection and if that wasn’t bad enough he had a stroke while receiving treatm...

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