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So, Has Anything Exciting Happened Since Last Tuesday? 26 Aug 2013 | 10:49 pm
On Tuesday the younger boy underwent oral surgery, and, once again, I was in charge. I’m not a fan of all this medical stuff… I’m really not. But Toney is working Monday thru Friday for the next coupl...
What TV Shows and Movies Would You Not Watch, Even If They Paid You? 23 Aug 2013 | 08:04 pm
Last night Toney and I were watching TV, and twice a commercial for another show came on, and Toney said, “I wouldn’t watch that crap if they paid me.” What TV shows and movies would fall into that c...
Now’s Your Chance to Share Out of Context Work Emails! 21 Aug 2013 | 07:36 pm
A few days ago I received an email at work, from the facilities manager. He said somebody is going into one of the bathrooms — a men’s room not far from my desk — and knocking a hole in the drywall. T...
A Few Updates on Previous Stories, and a Visit to Uncle Touchy 19 Aug 2013 | 10:56 pm
Hello Surf Reporters! I have an update on the dog-bites-boy story from last time. Apparently some Men in Black types visited the neighbors on Saturday, and told them they’re being given one more chanc...
Today I Was in the Emergency Room for the First Time Since 1968 16 Aug 2013 | 09:01 am
This afternoon I was sitting in an undisclosed location, working on a project I do my best not to mention, and my phone rang. It was the younger boy. He was upset, which caused my heart to instantly d...
Welcome to Pennsylvania! Brace Yourself for Weirdness 12 Aug 2013 | 11:15 pm
We lived in Southern California for four years, and there were a few positives, and a whole barge-load of negatives. The best thing about it was the neighborhood we lived in. Everybody was roughly the...
This Was My Day, How Was Yours? 9 Aug 2013 | 05:00 am
I was sitting in McDonald’s this afternoon, enjoying a #16 with sweet tea, and made a few observations: It’s not uncommon to see an ugly teenage boy with a girlfriend who looks like a model. However…...
Knoebels: Always A Good Time, But Never Again On Saturday 7 Aug 2013 | 01:45 am
On Friday evening Toney noted that none of us were scheduled to work the next day, and suggested we seize the opportunity and spend the day at Knoebels. It’s a great old amusement park an hour or so f...
Shirts ‘n’ Skins: An Opportunity To Share Your Gym Class Horror Stories 3 Aug 2013 | 03:08 am
When I was in school I hated gym class. Maybe not as much as math, but close. At least in math we were rarely required to strip down to our underwear in front of a room full of classmates. Oh, maybe o...
Some Miscellaneous Bitching, and What Would You Like on Your Permanent Record? 31 Jul 2013 | 11:11 pm
You know what’s irritating? When people tell me long-winded stories filled with characters I don’t know. They refer to them by their first names, and it’s usually family members or personal friends I ...
