james blog 5 Jun 2012 | 05:53 am

Whose’s the Boss? II 29 Mar 2012 | 12:39 pm

I can not understand it! The other day, I called for a meeting of every who lived in the house, and the only reason any one showed up was to insult me before they left. Last week, the Dust Bunnies und...

Whose’s the Boss? 25 Mar 2012 | 04:11 am

This question has been ask  by everyone since the dawn of time. I, however, have found out the answer to that  question in my house is very simple. It is any one but me! I have, from time to time, mad...

Me and my Mirror! V 20 Mar 2012 | 12:56 pm

The other day, I was asking my Pet Rock what it knew about porn, and it told me that the only thing it knew about it was what it over heard the Bathroom Mirror talking about it. Well, this naturally m...

Me and my Mirror! IV 15 Mar 2012 | 08:48 am

I can not believe that my Bathroom Mirror could be bought off so cheap, but I should have realized that it did belong to me after all. The other day, I was playing poker with my Pet Rock, who insisted...

Me and my Mirror! III 11 Mar 2012 | 03:00 pm

Now, I want those of you who have gone to my Bathroom Mirror’s website and read about how it kicked my butt to know that it didn’t do it alone! I was attacked from behind by my Bunny Slippers, cut off...

Here we go again VII 2 Mar 2012 | 03:36 am

Hi there, once more, this is just a shory blog to let you know what the status of my site is at the present. As of this time, I have 94,515 hits that have been been tagged as spam by my spam filter. F...

Me and my Mirror! II 17 Feb 2012 | 07:25 am

I can not believe that I get no respect from my bathroom mirror! Why, just  the other day, I found out that it had petitioned my Pet Rock to have me banned from the bathroom between the hours of seven...

Me and my Mirror! 16 Feb 2012 | 08:54 am

Now, for those of you who have just read the title of this blog, the first thing that will come to mind is that this is a love story. Well I am sorry to say that if you thought that, you are mistaken!...

Here we go again VI 7 Feb 2012 | 09:06 am

This is going to be short, for I am right in the middle of something but want to keep in touch with you. I have just check my spam account, and found that as of today, I  have had 83,183 comments that...