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Have These Soccer Stars Been Hit in the Head Once Too Often? 31 Jul 2011 | 04:40 am
"My parents have been there for me. Ever since I was about seven." (David Beckham) "I would not be bothered if we lost every game, as long as we won the league." (Mark Viduka) "We lost because we didn...
How not to rob a bank 5 Feb 2011 | 08:16 am
Here are some lessons learned from the experiences of a number of would-be bank robbers. Pick the Right Bank: You don't want to make the same mistake as the fellow in Anaheim, Calif., who tried t...
Things only a Mom can Teach 5 May 2010 | 08:44 am
My Mother taught me about ANTICIPATION: "Just wait until your father gets home." My Mother taught me about RECEIVING: "You are going to get it when we get home!" My Mother taught me to MEET A CHALLE...
Signs Your SUV Is Too Big 28 Apr 2010 | 06:37 am
When you replaced your tires, Goodyear stock went up five dollars a share for the quarter. Your garage is larger than your house. Your kids refer to riding the bus to school as "downsizing." B...
Laws to live by 7 Mar 2010 | 05:19 am
~ If you dance with a grizzly bear, you had better let him lead. ~ When putting cheese in a mousetrap, always leave room for the mouse. ~ Never get into fights with ugly people; they have nothing to l...
Signs You Are Broke 11 Feb 2010 | 09:29 am
~ American Express calls and says: "Leave home without it!" ~ You're formulating a plan to rob the food bank. ~ Long distance companies don't call you to switch. ~ You look at your roommate an...
Winter temperatures 12 Dec 2009 | 05:30 am
What happens at these Fahrenheit temperatures: +65 - Hawaiians declare a two-blanket night. +60 - Californians put on sweaters (if they can find one). +50 - Miami residents turn on the heat. +45 - Ver...
I want one 1 Nov 2009 | 03:26 am
A Minnesota man has been convicted after driving his motorized La-Z-Boy lounge chair into a parked vehicle while under the influence of alcohol. The 62-year-old drove his motorized chair into a vehic...
It probably seemed like a good idea at the time. 21 Oct 2009 | 03:17 am
A would-be robber in Little Rock, Ark., lost his wallet during an attempted robbery. Later he phoned the victim and asked for it to be returned, according to an Oct. 14 AP story. Apparently the 23-ye...
Was Dilbert an Indian? 16 Aug 2009 | 10:41 am
The tribal wisdom of the Dakota Indians, passed on from one generation to the next, says that when you discover you are riding a dead horse, the best strategy is to dismount. However, in contemporary ...
