3 new motivational posters available 19 May 2012 | 03:18 am

Dear bros, I have some good news… 1. There are 3 new motivational posters available in the motivational posters store and you can use this coupon code to get 20% off: 635NF1YNNWG2 (can be used for...

Interrogation room, sweet interrogation room 15 May 2012 | 03:30 pm

Bros, In my prolific life as the ultimate bro, I’ve often found myself stuck inside a place I’d rather not be. (And I’m not talking about that Persian lady. You know who you are, K. Kardashian.) I’m...

The great Barndini 15 May 2012 | 02:51 pm

POOF! The Great Barndini returns! Today, as always, I’m here to educate you in the field of chick-pickuppery. But this time I’ve got a little something up my sleeve. Well, it’s not that little. It’s a...

Come work for Goliath National Bank 1 May 2012 | 02:43 pm

Barney’s Mail Sack 17 Apr 2012 | 03:37 pm

Dear Barney, I’m a really boring person. Most of my nights are spent dusting my antique camera collection and wondering when I’ll meet the future mother of my children. You, on the other hand, have le...

Patent pending 9 Apr 2012 | 05:06 pm

Barney Stinson Fortress of Barnitude Awesomeville, USA 696969 United States Patent and Trademark Office ATTN: Commissioner for Patents P.O. Box 1450 Alexandria, VA 22313-1450 Dear Sir or Ma...

Broman Empire 20 Mar 2012 | 04:39 pm

Kind citizens of the Stinson Republic, As you know, much of our current Western culture has its roots in classical wisdom, the majority of which can be traced back to the Ancient Broman Empire. For p...

A rose by any other name 28 Feb 2012 | 05:00 pm

Once a haven for intellectualism and ingenuity, our great nation has lost its competitive edge. Sadly, we are no longer the world leader in science and industry and our youth have little to no interes...

The sex tape conundrum 21 Feb 2012 | 04:46 pm

True fact: Every single person in the world will make a sex tape once in their life. Which brings up a question of bro-to-bro etiquette: Do you watch another bro’s sex tape? I recently struggled might...

EPS 14 Feb 2012 | 05:42 pm

Blogees, As I’ve always said: It’s important to raise awareness about certain diseases. Sometimes, people can’t raise support on their own and sometimes they raise just a little too much. I’m talk...