Wake Up! 26 Aug 2013 | 11:30 am

And he gave her one last kiss and died 25 Aug 2013 | 10:26 am

Oh! Those steamy 1950s! 21 Jul 2013 | 03:27 am

In the back pages of those old "men's" magazines were found the sources of the good stuff. Enough to make 12-year-old's hands tremble, make their imaginations run amok, make them short of breath. Oh G...

Country. Gotta Love It. 19 Jul 2013 | 08:23 am

I turned 21 in prison, doing life without parole. No one could steer me right but mama tried. —Merl Haggard Right now on the country tv channel there is a commercial for something called "Colon Flow"...

Don't say nothing bad about my me baby... 5 Jun 2013 | 11:30 am

Please Don't Talk About Me When  I'm Gone (Charleston) Please don't talk about me when I'm gone Even though our friendship ceases from now on If you can't say anything real nice It's better not to ta...

Do you promise? 3 Jun 2013 | 10:37 pm

I promise Cross my heart and hope to die Stick a needle in my eye If I lie. ========= One potato two potato three potato four Five potato six potato seven potato OR Eeny Meeny Miny Moe Catch a nigger...

You may say I'm a dreamer (but I'm not the only one) 5 May 2013 | 11:12 pm

"A nation is a political fiction imposed on a social and geographic reality almost always by force, for the benefit of a political minority." —Mario Vargas Llosa Imagine there's no countries It isn't...

Political prisoner is again released from the Obama archipelago, spirit broken, now accepts the superiority of Socialism 21 Apr 2013 | 06:53 pm

White smoke 14 Mar 2013 | 01:14 am

Alexander Pope I've just learned that the Catholics have chosen a new pope. I am so happy. Now I can eat again. For the past few days I have been afraid to go to the grocers to buy food, for fear of ...

Blonde ambition 10 Mar 2013 | 11:07 pm

A blonde needs extra income, so she's out looking for part-time work. She knocks on the door and a man answers. She asks if he has anything she can do to earn some extra money. He tells her she can pa...