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Daily Mail Comments That Work as Poetry 15 Apr 2013 | 05:34 am

ARTHUR SCARGILL I saw him once On a train In second class He looked Extremely miserable And made no eye contact He got off At Darlington

Untitled 26 Dec 2012 | 12:03 pm

Fiscal cliffs. North Korean missiles. And now they want me to worry about who TV magician Paul Daniels knobbed, or didn't knob, in the 1970s? Let he who has never kicked a teenage hitchhiker out of a...

WHILE ENGLAND SLEPT... 21 Nov 2012 | 09:27 am

...the China Men were developing the Salad Tower. I wouldn't want to meet one of those on a dark night.

LETTER OF COMPLAINT TO HUGH HEFNER 29 Apr 2012 | 04:42 pm

Dear Mr Hefner, After a long day in my truck there are few things I dig more than to unwind with your wonderful magazine. Unfortunately, these days one is obliged to wade through a large amount of ext...

Untitled 5 Apr 2012 | 02:44 pm

Does anyone know how to export the comments from Echo to Blogger? It's a pain in the dong. 

Untitled 11 Mar 2012 | 02:47 pm

Yet another Brahms concert degenerates into a snarling punch up.

Untitled 21 Feb 2012 | 01:57 pm

Bought a new Zippo lighter today. I don’t smoke, but it’s handy for setting fire to fields of sugar cane to flush out enemy snipers. Brush up on your counterinsurgency skills.

Untitled 30 Nov 2011 | 02:18 am

A psychiatric report has ruled that Anders Breivik, who murdered 77 people in a killing spree, is unfit to stand trial. It turns out he's a nutter.

Twenty injured in act of 'competitive shopping' 26 Nov 2011 | 09:08 am

A woman who pepper-sprayed other shoppers at the Wal-Mart in Porter Ranch had armed herself with the caustic spray to gain an advantage in the fight for merchandise at the Black Friday sale. Excellen...

Untitled 16 Nov 2011 | 06:29 am

I just read Morgue for Whores, Roy Edroso's first novel. I don't know if you can imagine a plot by Martin Amis, with dialogue by Guy Ritchie, about a crime-fighting dog. Well, it's nothing like that,...

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