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I Am In Charge - Shut Up, Shut Up! 8 Aug 2012 | 02:45 am

The all new Christopher Scotland (very interesting & fascinating website), has had an all new (and totally today) makeover, way ahead of our nemesis, one time toilet radio broadcaster, Mr Englalimp. ...

Nothing To Say Day 27 Apr 2012 | 08:27 am

Today is "Nothing To Say Day" the day normal very British insecure people and occasional dodgy foreigners that have nothing of any consequence in life, say nothing. Today we non entities with inflate...

Merlot O'Toole Stole My Recipe Book! 8 Apr 2012 | 09:42 am

The following is a guest article from Nellie Grates who having realized just how important I am, is now allowed to write some crap here. I am gatesful to Christopher Scotland for letting me right th....

PVC Should Be Everywhere 30 Mar 2012 | 08:51 am

Everybody should be made to wear PVC. Even individuals who are not thin (due to train signals and re-programmed hungry, not hungry, possibly hungry, full, not full swinger party problems). Yes PVC is...

Liverpool - Very Dangerous Please Run Away Now! 24 Mar 2012 | 10:23 am

This is an aerial photograph of Liverpool and the posh bit near the docks which are all done up and no longer proper docks, yes this part has been, as the locals call it "dedockerfied". It gets worse...

I Have Not Escaped - I Have Returned 22 Mar 2012 | 08:48 am

Rumours that I recently escaped from the high security therapy for anoraks in denial unit, are lies spread by the sinister tree hugging Global Swarming religion. I have returned, that's all, just tha...

North Cotswold Hell Again 28 Feb 2011 | 12:12 pm

This is a typical boarded up mansion you get here in the sinister and troubled streets of North Cotswold's. Young Sculley maids hang around with their aprons on waiting for some poor old fool to ask ...

Cut Flowers Backlash Fury Outrage 24 Feb 2011 | 01:16 am

It has been a while since I last wrote something vitally important here and I would like to quash any rumours that I have been on remand after breaking any terms of bail after that silly mistake at th...

Public Toilets Shame 13 Feb 2011 | 12:08 pm

I was going to write loads of stuff about just how dangerous the Cotswold's are and just how many local people need to be culled, so I can walk down the street and not be looked at, but suddenly somet...

The Cotswold's Frontline Nightmare 7 Feb 2011 | 10:03 am

They were only rumours, nasty vicious rumours and the local press had it all wrong, all wrong! But we live in a country over run by officials and minorities many of whom are needless to say from somew...

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