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jokes funny one liners 8 Jul 2012 | 06:53 pm
I'm in the mood to flood the whole place with uppercuts!!! I wonder if T-Pain ever buy that girl a drink?.....His cheap self- lying bastard make other girl push on niggas in the club to pop bottles- ...
funny quotes one liners 8 Jul 2012 | 06:52 pm
No need to be popular just to win someone's heart. Be yourself. Because in someone's eyes, you are already special. WHAT DID THE PATRIOT PUT ON HIS DRY SKIN? REVO-LOTION Back in the day, my father h...
funny sayings 8 Jul 2012 | 06:50 pm
When you walk into a Spider Web, it's funny how u instantly know kung-fu I wish people realized that accepting a friend request doesn't mean I'll respond to your chat message. American kid:"so, you'...
clean one liner jokes 8 Jul 2012 | 06:47 pm
Do you suppose the inventor of the vibrator heard a voice that said, "If you build it, they will come." What do you do with 365 used rubbers? Melt them down, make a tire, and call it a Goodyear. Y.....
extremely funny one liners 8 Jul 2012 | 06:46 pm
Macho law forbids you to admit you are wrong. A girl’s weakest moment is after her strongest drink. Stress is when you wake up screaming and realize that you haven’t fallen asleep yet. An article o...
funny one liners twitter 8 Jul 2012 | 06:44 pm
I YELL OW! . BEFORE I EVEN KNOW I HURT . . JUST IN CASE I'm planning on opening a religious gym that teaches power walking combined with doorbell ringing and door knocking. I am going to call it Jeho...
funny one liners on twitter 8 Jul 2012 | 06:43 pm
Much like Sports Illustrated, once a year summer gives me swimsuit issues. I've always wanted to go to Switzerland and see what the army does with those little red knives. I thought I wanted a caree...
one liners jokes 8 Jul 2012 | 06:42 pm
I HAVE A PERFECT SWIM SUIT BODY BUT I DON'T SHOW IT OFF MUCH BECAUSE ITS KIND OF A HASSLE TO BRING IT UP FROM THE CELLAR That 5 second delay when newscasters are talking to foreign correspondents is ...
one liners 8 Jul 2012 | 06:41 pm
It's always "Too hard. Too soft. Too short. Too thick." I'm never inviting Goldilocks to another orgy THE AWSME MOMENT WHEN THERE ARE NO ONE EXCEPT YOU N UR FRIENDS IN THE CLG N UR SMOKING CIGARETTE...
funny sayings one liners 8 Jul 2012 | 06:40 pm
WHO SAYS I CAN'T COOK? . YOU OBVIOUSLY HAVEN'T TASTED MY CEREAL. Facebook: the one site we all criticize, yet couldn't live without. They say the early bird gets the worm....Helloooooo tequila!! Th...
