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Ending the Year, Ending the Blog 27 Dec 2010 | 03:54 pm

I want to first thank those of you who sent in holiday wishes, especially LizDitz. (I shall always cherish the word "sausageness.") I have been silently collecting my favorite fails and wins all year...

Holiday wrap up... 26 Dec 2010 | 05:50 pm

The day is drawing to a close. Presents have been opened. A large meal has been consumed. Everyone has gone home. The Dr. Who Christmas Special has been watched. It's pretty much over, so I'll sum up....

The war on Christmas just got stooopid... 25 Dec 2010 | 05:48 pm

Yep. You saw that. And some of them think that they are adults. HJ

The Christmas thing... 25 Dec 2010 | 01:21 pm

So, after a glass of wine, my mother, a lightweight, wondered where she went wrong with her kids. I reminded her that I was one of her kids and that I was there in the room. And as far as I was concer...

Light Google Bomb and Get Away...Powerbalance Edition... 25 Dec 2010 | 08:28 am

Did you see what Power Balance wrote on their website? POWER BALANCE WRISTBANDS In our advertising we stated that Power Balance wristbands improved your strength, balance and flexibility. We admit ...

Haha! France gets all the crazy people... 24 Dec 2010 | 04:50 pm

Turns out, if you live in one little obscure town in France, you will be saved by the subterranean aliens who live there and will be whisked away to safety when the world ends in 2012. Sucks to be Fr...

The week in conspiracy (Christmas edition) 22 Dec 2010 | 04:49 pm

Even though I am officially on winter break, it turns out that irrational fear and paranoia never take a break. Shit, I'm starting to sound like a PSA. Well, at least it gives me something to fall ba...

Camille is such a biaaatch! 20 Dec 2010 | 04:00 pm

I have no idea who Camille is. But that hasn't stopped a bunch of fans of what can only be a rotten show, Real Housewives of Beverly Hills (I've never seen it, but I've never heard the term "Real Hous...

"Apart from the Marines, they're all dead butch" 19 Dec 2010 | 11:02 am

A little precision swanning about to celebrate the repeal of DADT! I mean the Inniskillin Fusiliers and the Anglian Regiment are all right if you're interested in the art nouveau William Morris reviv...

Allison DuBois is Bullshit 17 Dec 2010 | 05:50 pm

Yeah, I noticed that there was a spike in traffic related to medium-performance artist Allison Dubois, who is a yeasty, curdled discharge. Most of the searches were "Allison Dubois bullshit." I alway...

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