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Mountains, Molehills and I'm Off 10 May 2013 | 04:29 pm
You don't have to tell me I have a gift for making mountains out of molehills. I’m the Sir Edmund Hillary of overthinking, scaling Everest without a sherpa (because no sherpa wants to accompany me). ...
Ode to Carrot Top 19 Apr 2013 | 05:47 pm
You’re a stand-up kind of root Yet I don’t find you such a hoot Beyond the pale, your dim routine Could use more beta-carotene
Vegan Tzimmes and Apologies to Grandma 4 Apr 2013 | 11:54 pm
0 false 18 pt 18 pt 0 0 false false false Stewed carrots, sweet potatoes, apples and dried fruit looks homely but tastes heavenly. ...
Cashewal Sex 27 Mar 2013 | 05:32 pm
0 false 18 pt 18 pt 0 0 false false false I’m staring at Joe's nuts, lusting. Trader Joe’s nuts, that is. My eyes are glued to the cashews when I hear...
A Job Farewell: Nine Years and Nine Salads 18 Mar 2013 | 05:58 pm
0 false 18 pt 18 pt 0 0 false false false I am feeling verklempt. When you leave a job after nine years, it’s kind of like a divorce. As ...
An I-Don't-Give-a-Rat's-Ass Epiphany, Part 3 8 Mar 2013 | 08:00 pm
0 false 18 pt 18 pt 0 0 false false false Rats! Missed Part 1 or Part 2 ? I stood in front of the dark cemetery with my skull and...
An I-Don't-Give-a-Rat's-Ass Epiphany, Part 2 14 Feb 2013 | 04:54 pm
0 false 18 pt 18 pt 0 0 false false false God forbid you should miss Part 1 . As I stood clutching my satchel full of GMO ballot ...
An I-Don't-Give-a-Rat's-Ass Epiphany, Part 1 4 Feb 2013 | 02:48 pm
0 false 18 pt 18 pt 0 0 false false false As far as epiphanies go, this isn’t up there with discovering you’re really a man trapped in ...
The DIY Fruitcake Kit 27 Dec 2012 | 06:04 pm
It’s not that I hate fruitcake. It’s just that this poor cake has suffered so much ostracism through the years, I figured what’s one more day? Because when I got an assignment to create a holiday c...
Right-to-Know Calabacitas Tacos 5 Nov 2012 | 07:08 pm
“Pardon me,” he said. “But what exactly are calabacitas? If I’m going to eat them, I have a right to know.” “ Calabacitas or ‘little squash’ is a stew-ish dish with zucchini, corn, tomatoes and gree...
