In the Future... 17 Jan 2010 | 03:58 pm

Thanks For The Memories, We Moved. 6 Jan 2010 | 10:46 am

Dear All - Well, Blogspot has been awesome and all for these 4-ish years, but we have officially moved! Check out The Mad Vortex here from now on!

Soldier Boy 5 Jan 2010 | 03:59 pm

"Then I'm going to give the old Gerry Kaiser the what-fer, and when I get back I'll be so strong, I'll be able to pull Nana's neck out of her collar bone again!"

Smoke 'Em If You Got 'Em. 5 Jan 2010 | 03:23 pm

Mabel knew how to work the stoner crowd really well, having shown up at the party as a working human hookah.

Livin' 'Neath The Law. 5 Jan 2010 | 02:48 pm

Jack McBrayer in Livin' 'Neath The Law: Episode 1 from Jack McBrayer Again, because my love for Jack McBrayer is never-waning. (CALL ME, JACK! I'M SINGLE!)

BITE THE HEAD. 5 Jan 2010 | 02:40 pm

The kids had a great time eating popcorn, playing Monopoly, and polishing off a wholesome afternoon by trying to find the satanic undertones of Kenny's collection of Black Sabbath records.

Questions To Ponder. 5 Jan 2010 | 02:34 pm

Burial Site. 5 Jan 2010 | 02:27 pm

"A-yup. This is where ah put 'em. Dead as could be. Funny, you'd think I'd be queasy at the sight of so much Poly-Fil." "No one blames you, Ricky. When they came to town, the townfolk all said they'd ...

Confessions. 5 Jan 2010 | 02:25 pm

"I just went from six to midnight seeing you in this supple corduroy."

Bonne Année. 2 Jan 2010 | 08:31 am

Happy New Year from the Mad Vortex! Here's to awkward poses and roses!