If your bra is too tight, it's uncomfortable. 16 Feb 2013 | 05:44 pm

If you're a boy and your bra is too tight, i'm uncomfortable.

You're not even my girlfriend and you're overly attached! 6 Jan 2013 | 07:32 pm

What do you mean not your girlfriend?

So my mom bought some crab and she wasn't ready to cook them yet - I am the crab lord 30 Dec 2012 | 06:28 pm

So i put them on the ground and yelled " Be free my fellow crustaceans" and they raised their claws like this.

Snapped a pic of my father as he was talking about aliens 22 Dec 2012 | 02:25 pm

Seriously. Hope he never sees this.

For those that say i endanger my child: it's more likely that you will fall while walking on the sidewalk 21 Dec 2012 | 09:56 pm

than i will while skating with my daughter

After midnight all australians should stop posting on facebook and twitter 20 Dec 2012 | 04:16 pm

to scare the USA about the end of the world.

Emma Watson cries at the premiere of the last Harry Potter movie 22 Nov 2012 | 01:35 pm

Kristen Stewert also has a deep sadness.

I put a bit of gold tinfoil on my cats head 22 Nov 2012 | 01:24 pm

And she just sat there looking terrified until i took if off i couldnt stop laughing, i'm such a bad person help. Cats are controlled by government satellites. You blocked the signal so it shut down.

If you put headphones into your nostrils and open your mouth 22 Nov 2012 | 01:21 pm

It forms instant speakers.

Huge nasty bug i was too scared to kill or let escape 2 Jun 2012 | 09:03 pm