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Saucy Racism In Edinburgh 27 Aug 2013 | 03:29 pm
I see a Glaswegian is claiming a chip shop in Edinburgh (ironically one that I used to frequent during my student days) was racist because it wanted to charge him 25p for a sachet of tomato ketchup wh...
Happy Bank Holiday 26 Aug 2013 | 02:07 pm
Visit The Orifice of Government Commerce and buy a collector's item. Visit The Joy of Lard and indulge your lard fantasies. Show your contempt for Nanny by buying a T shirt or thong from Nanny's Sto...
How To Defecate Efficiently 23 Aug 2013 | 03:11 pm
I am gemused to see that Stanford University has revealed a new study that shows squatting is the proper and recommended way to go to the bathroom. This conclusion is not unique, Henry L. Bockus in Ga...
Islington Council In The Shit 22 Aug 2013 | 01:43 pm
It comes as no surprise to me, and doubtless no surprise to my loyal readers, to see another council swathing itself in shit (quite literally this time). Step forward Islington council, which has bee...
The Danger of Burgers 21 Aug 2013 | 03:40 pm
I kid you not, Nicola Peate had to have her jaw put back into place by medics after it dislocated while she was attempting to get her teeth around a "triple-patty" burger at a Liverpool restaurant. H...
Prats of The Week - Northumberland Council Bans Knitters 20 Aug 2013 | 02:43 pm
My hearty congratulations to Northumberland Council for winning this week's Prats of The Week Award. For why has the council been thusly honoured? Just ask the good ladies of the Knit 'n' Natter gro...
Nanny Bans The Money Lenders 19 Aug 2013 | 02:35 pm
The BBC reported the other day that payday loan adverts have been banned from billboards and bus stops by Plymouth City Council, while Cheshire East Council has banned access to their websites from it...
Another Day Another Cash Cow - Ker Farking Ching! 16 Aug 2013 | 02:49 pm
I see that Nanny has found another easy way of raising money to fund her bloated bureaucracy. This time it involves a whole new set of on-the-spot fines for various newly created motoring offences. L...
Fag Lovers To Be Segregated 15 Aug 2013 | 04:11 pm
As loyal readers know, Nanny hates fags and those who use them. Aside from taxing the product to death, and imposing bizarre restrictions on packaging etc Nanny some years ago (2006/07 was it not?) f...
To Be Or Not To Be Filtered? 14 Aug 2013 | 03:16 pm
I am gemused to see that Nanny's plans for filtering the internet of all "vile filth and debauchery" (as defined by her) have been proven to be absurd, as per a wee incident that occurred in the Briti...
