Countdown to Goodbye, Number 8 - What the F...? 11 May 2012 | 03:42 am

Eh how have I never noticed this before? Do you see what I see? Bella eating BALLS! Look! Meat balls!! Isn't she a feckin' vegetarian? Its amazing what you notice when you aren't licking the screen...

Wedding photos... 3 May 2012 | 06:50 am

So today I was looking back over my old videos and I came across the bunch of trailers I made when Summit Entertainment announced they were making New Moon.  I cannot tell you how exciting that time w...

Countdown to GOODBYE...Nine! 24 Apr 2012 | 02:08 am

At this rate we'll still be here next year but... anyway... here is number nine on AAE's favorite posts of all time... Remember this fucking lunatic? See the original post HERE. Crazy bitch.

Countdown to Goodbye.... TEN.... 14 Apr 2012 | 11:57 pm

You have been emailing in the hundreds, and we have been so touched by your genuine dismay that Robs Closet is closing... Thank you... We'll be posting some of your letters over the next few weeks. S...

Rob's Closet Will Soon Be...Jackson's Closet. Muahahahahahahaha.* 1 Apr 2012 | 04:15 pm

*Okay. That was a mean April Fool's Joke. But dammit, I'm still sad RC is shutting down. *SOBWAIL* Even so...Jackson's closet...yeah, I'm in it...

It's Time... 31 Mar 2012 | 10:05 am

My dearest darling bitches... The time has come to say Goodbye. We just can't do this anymore. Things have changed and its not like we wanted them to...they just did. Its not anyones fault. You kn.....

Truth Tuesday 28 Mar 2012 | 02:50 pm

I guarantee if these two sold a sex tape, it would blow the revenue from all four Twilight movies out of the water.

Wha....? 24 Mar 2012 | 02:19 pm

Twi-tards. Entertaining us with their stupidity since 2008.

Anyone got some AA batteries to spare? *grins* 23 Mar 2012 | 11:42 pm

Dear Murderous Flesh-Devouring Rage, 23 Mar 2012 | 03:33 pm

You have never looked so earth-shatteringly hot. You may now commence to having your complete and total way with me, even if it's slow and painful. Yeah, go ahead and make it reaaaallll painful. Sin...