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Yeah, About That Time I Saw That Partial Package 3 May 2013 | 08:12 pm

In a time, long long ago....at a place I have not been in years and years.....I saw a spectacle I have not been able to unsee in 19+ years. I saw a dudes nut sack. And no, under normal circumstances...

Oh, How Things in Life Change 1 May 2013 | 01:25 am

Yeah, you take a few months off and :BOOM:  shit changes. Take me for example.  I have done two things in the last couple of months that have my friends and family looking for the pod underneath my b...

Yeah.... 31 Jan 2013 | 04:05 am

Hi. I'm not dead. Just super busy, with..ya know, work and shit. I will write more soon. Promise. PS:  I went to mountains for five days last week and almost didn't come back.  More on that when ...

Did I Just get BONed? 5 Jan 2013 | 09:02 am

BONed......as in Blog of Note? NO I DIDN'T. How many times do I have to scream this??? FUCK YOU BLOGGER!! I logged into my Blogger account just now and am surprised to see this: For those of you ...

My New Year's Resolutions 4 Jan 2013 | 02:26 am

I had a couple of resolutions this year and I have already blown two of them. My first one was to not curse as much as I do. Well, fuck that noise because really?  I just can't do it.  It makes me c...

Merry Christmas 18 Dec 2012 | 03:34 am

Greetings and salutations from the Summerville Mental Ward. That is how I feel at the holidays.  Like I am bat shit crazy and everyone either is also bat shit crazy or is heading that way. So I am n...

Arggghhhhh 30 Nov 2012 | 08:02 pm

And before y'all heave a collective groan that is like, "holy shit balls, this bitch is gonna start complaining again".......just chill. I am so not going to bore y'all again with my whiny baby act. ...

Thanksgiving Chronicles 28 Nov 2012 | 07:23 am

So I am sitting here in my chair watching the tail end of WALL-E and I am bawling. Fucken cartoons wanting me to feel all emotional and shit. Sigh. Seriously, though.  I love love LOVE this cartoon...

This Thing Called Life 15 Nov 2012 | 12:52 am

There are a lot of things that swirl in my head this time of the year.  This is the time of the year when you kind of reflect on your life and you realize you should be thankful for what you have.  Be...

So today.... 7 Nov 2012 | 12:15 am

I voted. Hope you did too. If you didn't, please go.....like NOW!  Unless you are reading this after 7pm EST November 6, or are not eligible, or are a felon, or are not from this country.  And if af...

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