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wow 14 Mar 2011 | 12:23 am

blogging's so like, last year? fuck me, all that effort of the bloggers gone. Bwhahahahaha

Jaaaaaag 13 Mar 2011 | 10:50 am

The other day I had a lift in a Jaaaag', a fackin XF super luxury or some such cuntedness donchaknow. And the best bit? The air vents turned round, shut off and displayed a Jaguar logo when the ignit...

Rhubarb 13 Mar 2011 | 10:29 am

Yes, it's my fucking birthday soon. And guess what my old man got me? A crown of rhubarb and a bag of compost, and I'm talking proper fucking compost. The worst of it is, I am now a Gardener. Yes, I...

Take care, yeah? 13 Mar 2011 | 10:18 am

Hmm. It seems the perennial good bye was originally replaced by 'Later mate, take care' and now by the puke inducing 'Bye mate, take care, yeah?'. Mate? Who the fuck? And the worst bit? The stupid ...

Ireland 1 Oct 2010 | 09:23 am

All this stuff on the news tonight. Banks being given money, rows of empty houses and the all usual moaning. Look, it's fucking simple. Leprechauns, I tell ya. How lucky is is that they've got them? ...

Tonight's prayer 1 Oct 2010 | 09:21 am

Dear Lord, Thank you for creating lesbian porn. Amen.

There's gold in them there hills 30 Sep 2010 | 09:01 am

It's black, gold is. Isn't it? I bought fifty kilos of the stuff today. 'Smokeless coal' it said on the thick, white polythene bags - obviously they disguise it so you can get home without getting mu...

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