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30 Funny Witty and Hilarious Statuses 14 Aug 2013 | 06:39 pm
_______If it doesn't kill you...............it only needs to be made stronger!! _______the only time i did window shopping is when i wanted to buy a window _______Some people are as pointless as the...
29 Funny, Witty, Hilarious Statuses 21 Jul 2013 | 08:15 pm
________When I see a flash mob in public I join in just to make it look like they didn't practice enough ________Finally learnt to speak Chinese. Now I just need to say stuff that makes sense. _____...
28 Funny, Witty, Clever and Hilarious Facebook Statuses 23 Jun 2013 | 03:47 pm
_______I broke up with my girlfriend when she told me, "I'm so sorry I slept with you're brother" Can you believe she used "you're" instead of "your"! _______When life hands you lem... *slips on a ba...
27 New Funny and Hilarious Facebook Status Updates 23 May 2013 | 11:52 pm
_______Eats my cereal in a cup and my cup of noodles in a bowl because I'm a rebel like that _______I'm deleting the word common sense out of the dictionary because it just doesn't exist. _______If ...
27 New Funny and Hilarious Facebook Status Updates 23 May 2013 | 11:52 pm
_______Eats my cereal in a cup and my cup of noodles in a bowl because I'm a rebel like that _______I'm deleting the word common sense out of the dictionary because it just doesn't exist. _______If ...
26 Funny, Witty, Hilarious and Clever Facebook Statuses 19 May 2013 | 12:46 pm
_______I always knew I had something special that attracts women towards others men _______I correct your spelling in my head while you're talking. _______"We have nothing to fear but fear itself." ...
26 Funny, Witty, Hilarious and Clever Facebook Statuses 19 May 2013 | 12:46 pm
_______I always knew I had something special that attracts women towards others men _______I correct your spelling in my head while you're talking. _______"We have nothing to fear but fear itself." ...
25 Hilarious, Funny, Witty and clever Facebook Statuses 15 May 2013 | 12:59 am
_______I made a list of people who can kiss my a** and you are on it. Twice _______If you can't teach your friend's kid to say bad things, you need better friends. _______I call it love, she calls.....
25 Hilarious, Funny, Witty and clever Facebook Statuses 15 May 2013 | 12:59 am
_______I made a list of people who can kiss my a** and you are on it. Twice _______If you can't teach your friend's kid to say bad things, you need better friends. _______I call it love, she calls i...
24 Legendarily Funny, Witty, Hilarious and Epic Facebook statuses 6 May 2013 | 01:17 am
______I'm not a professional helicopter pilot... but I can strap myself to a ceiling fan and spin around on the highest setting for like 45 minutes. _______I always look the other way when my dog ...
