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Get wet during storms 25 Mar 2013 | 04:45 am

I don't know what it is about that moment when the Bureau of Meteorology flicks off a severe weather warning, but it causes some people to absolutely lose their shit. Terms like "damaging winds" and ...

Room for rent: would suit idiot 30 Jan 2012 | 03:25 pm

Remember that feeling of freedom that swept over you on grade four camp, after the teachers had declared lights out, when you and your classmates scoffed snakes, played truth or dare and smoked crack ...

Occupy the shit out of somewhere 6 Nov 2011 | 10:02 pm

The Occupy Wall Street protests have a point. Income inequality in the states has exploded and the volatility of the economy means social equality is up shit creek. They are an organised, articulate ...

Sticker Family 4 Aug 2011 | 12:31 am

Ever feel the uncontrollable urge to advertise you familial demographics to complete strangers on the back of the unnecessarily large 4WD you use to get around the city? Before you go posting the ans...

Google+ 13 Jul 2011 | 08:28 pm

Are you looking for the next big platform you can use to turn yourself into a z-grade internet celebrity? Still got some time left after you've checked into the venue you made for your own house on #...

Planking 20 May 2011 | 12:15 am

Are you a daring internet hipster with little to no regard for your sense of dignity and self preservation? Does the world of fleeting internet memes have a cool new thing for YOU. Planking, an offen...

Bastardise your number plates 13 Apr 2011 | 10:38 pm

Are you adopting an irresponsible and selfish approach to driving with the hope people will translate your recklessness as carefree disposition, struggling to think of a more subtle way to broadcast y...

Be an overly proud ‘strailyan (read: racist) 19 Jan 2011 | 10:59 pm

Whether it be your Southern Cross tattoo, Australian flag boardies or bold bumper sticker statements of “Fuck off – were (sic) full” and “If you don’t like it – then LEAVE,” wearing your national iden...

Write vampire literature (read: trash) 9 Jan 2011 | 05:34 pm

Are you a less-than-moderately attractive female with low self esteem and an inner frailty sparked by an unfulfilling or abusive relationship, but a highly closeted desire to be violated by a being mo...

Use a topical avatar 20 Dec 2010 | 05:57 pm

Do you yearn to become known as a current events savvy conversationalist? When it comes to choosing an avatar for your online presence, using an actual photo of yourself is a little unimaginative. If ...

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