Inside your computer 27 Aug 2013 | 02:41 pm

Paradox Of Life 27 Aug 2013 | 05:49 am

Standing at my mother's grave Tears flowing like water Her life ended in failure Defeated, crushed forever Preacher said to celebrate Celebrate my mother's life Only thing he's celebrating Is a...

I Talked To Jesus 24 Aug 2013 | 10:42 pm

I Talked To Jesus It was just last night He stood near my bed All dressed in white He spoke of the Rapture His arms open wide I saw marks in his hands The wound in his side Tonight I'm in a ho...

Meanwhile At Microsoft .... 24 Aug 2013 | 02:34 pm

I Like To Hear Myself 23 Aug 2013 | 07:53 pm

Girl said "Live music We've got a band Two for one Come on in" I said I'm singing On down the street Karaoke I like to hear myself I Like To Hear Myself I'm my biggest fan I see myself in th...

Degenerate America 2013 20 Aug 2013 | 05:07 am

I sat on the 16th Street Mall In downtown Denver Just resting from my walk Watching people as they passed A girl came up to me Do you have any money for food? She asked so pitifully I said no a...

Four old ladies 19 Aug 2013 | 02:29 pm

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Meals On Wheels! 18 Aug 2013 | 12:14 am

Redneck Houdini! 18 Aug 2013 | 12:12 am

A Ghetto guy and a redneck go into a pastry shop. The Ghetto guy whisks three cookies into his pocket with lightning speed. The baker doesn't notice. The Ghetto guy says to the redneck: "You see ho...

Colorado trip 17 Aug 2013 | 11:49 pm

I flew to Denver, August 10, 2013, with Southwest Airlines. I checked into the Ramada on E. Colfax and hung out on the 16th Street Pedestrian Mall. There are shops and restaurants. I bought a T-shirt ...