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From the front seat of my car 30 May 2013 | 04:35 am

It’s been so long since I’ve written here that I barely remember how to log in. Isn’t that sad? I used to write here every single day, come hell or high water (why I use that expression all the time, ...

Weight-loss tips and other published sentences 29 Mar 2013 | 06:19 pm

Forgive me, Readers, for I have sinned. Gosh, it’s been almost four months since I last blogged here. There’s actually an unpublished post I wrote about a month ago sitting in the backend. For some re...

2013, the Beautiful 2 Jan 2013 | 03:19 am

That’s me doing a princess-style wave in the smooth, crystal-clear water of Magen’s Bay in the stunning Caribbean island of St. Thomas. Yes, we went all out this year. I sort of figured we might as we...

Broken 19 Dec 2012 | 07:11 am

This is what my son, 5, told his sister, 7, in the car this afternoon on the way to karate… “Do you know what’s happenin’ in New York right now?” “No.” “A statue breaked. It fell on the road. And they...

Broken 19 Dec 2012 | 07:11 am

This is what my son, 5, told his sister, 7, in the car this afternoon on the way to karate… “Do you know what’s happenin’ in New York right now?” “No.” “A statue breaked. It fell on the road. And they...

Urgency: A New Writing Practice 27 Nov 2012 | 08:02 am

Right now, I’m sitting on my couch. My cat, Minden, is on my lap trying his best to stick his tongue down my throat, but I position my head so I’m just out of its gooey, raspy reach. Even though he ha...

Urgency: A New Writing Practice 27 Nov 2012 | 08:02 am

Right now, I’m sitting on my couch. My cat, Minden, is on my lap trying his best to stick his tongue down my throat, but I position my head so I’m just out of its gooey, raspy reach. Even though he ha...

On Writing (Crap) — Adapted from my session at Blissdom Canada, Oct. 20, 2012 25 Oct 2012 | 06:44 am

I learned my first major writing lesson when I was in graduate school studying English literature. I was a straight A+ student (nerd!) across the board, and the pressure was mounting with every assign...

On Writing (Crap) — Adapted from my session at Blissdom Canada, Oct. 20, 2012 25 Oct 2012 | 06:44 am

I learned my first major writing lesson when I was in graduate school studying English literature. I was a straight A+ student (nerd!) across the board, and the pressure was mounting with every assign...

An Open Letter to My Yoga Teacher 10 Oct 2012 | 08:11 am

When I’m not writing at Today’s Parent, I’m taking much-needed time off all writing, and living life — playing with the kids, cooking, cleaning, grocery shopping, driving the kids around, helping them...

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