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Glenn Greenwild admits to affair with Edward Snowden 26 Aug 2013 | 10:34 pm
Greenwild allegedly cheated on partner David Miranda while working with Snowden in Hong Kong HONG KONG — Witnesses tell the Internet Chronicle they saw Journalist Glenn Greenwild and Edward Snowden “...
The Internet’s Top Ten Top Ten 25 Aug 2013 | 09:44 pm
Nothing brings inordinate amount of Internet Traffic to amateurish writing like uselessly posturing pieces of art in pointless lists which imply one piece of art is better than another. 1. Top 10 Mo....
“Gravity Bong” Explodes Mans Lungs 24 Aug 2013 | 10:55 pm
BOULDER, CO — Chet Goodman, 19, was killed last night when his lungs exploded from the use of what is called a “gravity bong,” to forcibly inhale marijuana smoke. Goodman had just returned to Boulder ...
Canadian PM Against Human Trafficking Totally Looks Like The Human Trafficking Type 24 Aug 2013 | 10:58 am
Canada’s ultra conservative Prime Minister, Stephen Harper, bears the resemblance of your typical sexual predator. His wavy, artificial, parted hair shell – his coy, lazy smile and sloppy gaze, and h...
Lebal Drocer officials enter Chronicle offices, destroy hard drives 24 Aug 2013 | 09:23 am
The Internet Chronicle’s editor-in-chief, Raghubir Goyal, explains that he is now forced to work on stories about insider trading from inside the USSR, because Lebal Drocer Intelligence Freedom and In...
Wasp Cuts Bee In Half Around Two Very High Men 23 Aug 2013 | 01:41 pm
Two guys high on marijuana recorded this mind-blowing video today of a wasp cutting a bee in half. YouTube user sublimegismo would later describe the attack as quote, “fucking brutal, dude.” This ma...
Illuminati No Longer A Conspiracy Theory 23 Aug 2013 | 09:37 am
The Grandmaster of the Illuminati stepped out of the shadows to tell reporters they were responsible for 9/11, and it may have been their worst mistake. LONDON — Reporters met with the anonymous Gran...
President Obama Pardons Chelsea Manning 23 Aug 2013 | 09:09 am
WASHINGTON, DC — Today in a landmark victory for the LGBT community, President Barack Obama issued an official presidential pardon for whistleblower Bradley Manning. Manning has officially come out as...
Twitter Pissing Contest Shatters World 22 Aug 2013 | 09:46 pm
Dan Danwald’s freedom Reporting was taken to task by an angered Freedom Blogger. INTERNET — Wednesday, secret documents reported on by the world’s greatest investigative reporter, Dan Danwald, sparke...
Mitt Romney says Bradley Manning got what he deserved 22 Aug 2013 | 01:12 pm
Hi, I’m Mitt Romney. Chances are, you voted for me in the 2012 elections and for that, I thank you from the bottom of my cold black heart. Really, I mean it. We didn’t lose that election, by the way....
