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I'm Asian. So I Can Kick Your Ass! Premium Shirt - American Apparel White Large Premium Shirt 30 Nov -0001 | 12:00 am
Get it right. Soups and rugs are "oriental." People are ASIAN! That might as well be full-blown ninja to you. You don't even know. In fact, I'm the world's best ninja because I hide in plain sight. I ...
Awkward Turtle Shirt - American Apparel Grass Medium 30 Nov -0001 | 12:00 am
It happens all the time. A bunch of people are having a pleasant conversation when someone says something completely out of line, so much so that all conversation dies, and an uncomfortable silence fa...
1up Yours Premium T-Shirt - American Apparel Asphalt Small Premium T-Shirt 30 Nov -0001 | 12:00 am
Sure, it looks cute. But you know what it's saying. No, it's not "One more man!" Yeah, this shirt has attitude. Whose attitude? Yours.
I Like You For Your Brains Shirt - American Apparel Black Small 30 Nov -0001 | 12:00 am
Who says dead guys can't get the girl? I'm a redneck zombie pimp, and I'll lie to you just like an other guy. ...or WILL I? Printed on American Apparel to enhance your ghoulish figure.
If it weren't for blinds, it would be curtains for all of us Shirt - American Apparel Lemon Medium 30 Nov -0001 | 12:00 am
And if it weren't for hotties, we'd sleep with the fishes??
MJ Beat It 2009 Shirt - American Apparel Black X-Large 30 Nov -0001 | 12:00 am
It's never too late to pay tongue-in-cheek homage to the greatest whatever-he-was there ever was. Printed on American Apparel to honor/mock an American legend.
Someone In China Ruvs Me Shirt - American Apparel Red 3X-Large 30 Nov -0001 | 12:00 am
Awww...how sweet. It's good to know that someone somewhere ruvs me for who I am.
I'm Pro Joyce Shirt - Female Moss Large 30 Nov -0001 | 12:00 am
Celebrate St. Patrick's Day with a slightly irreverent historical homage to one of the best writers of all time. (If you hadn't heard, James Joyce was Irish.)
American Centipede Shirt - American Apparel White Medium 30 Nov -0001 | 12:00 am
After 235 years of research, we have finally created the perfect American creature.
Someone is #Followingme Shirt - American Apparel Black 3X-Large 30 Nov -0001 | 12:00 am
Ever get that feeling? Everywhere you go, someone is just looking around the next virtual corner, watching your every move? You brought this on yourself. And remember, just because you're paranoid doe...
