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KINKY PINKY LADY 23 Aug 2013 | 10:20 pm
Riding dirty is the Southern way. At least that is what I learned on my most recent visit to New Orleans. I befriended a Southern belle boozing it up with absinthe at a vampire bar down a dark alley...
GRATUITOUS GRILLED CHEESE SINWICH 21 Aug 2013 | 09:49 pm
Do you still think of grilled cheese sandwiches as a slice of American cheese thrown between two slices of Wonder Bread? The grilled cheese has come a long way and wants it’s day in court to appeal. ...
COBB & BALLS SALAD 19 Aug 2013 | 09:31 pm
You can’t argue with a classic. The Cobb Salad is a staple of any lunch spot. But who says it can’t kick start a date into hyper drive? It certainly passes the health stress test with the fiber, pr...
SPANK MY HALIBUT 16 Aug 2013 | 10:13 pm
Welcome to the big time, my friends. This dish is intended for someone rather special because halibut ain’t cheap and it takes a while to prepare. But you can’t put a price on edible orgasms, at lea...
MO’ LAYS CHICKEN MOLE 14 Aug 2013 | 10:25 pm
I hope you’re not too busy because your calendar is about to get busy. Learn to make this dish right and you won’t be lacking in dinner dates for a long time. Meet the enchanting Mexican mole. The chi...
BANGING SAFARI CALAMARI TACOS 12 Aug 2013 | 10:15 pm
The Beach Boys sang about surfing safaris. They’d travel the world surfing and singing their little hearts out. Not a bad idea, except substitute banging for surfing, and singing for grilling. Now ...
FORBIDDEN FRUIT SALAD 9 Aug 2013 | 09:23 pm
You should know better. This salad is reserved for the harvest Gods. But you eat it anyway. Sinner. Man should not have access to a salad this powerful. The discovery of this recipe is akin to Prom...
MAMACITA CARNITAS 7 Aug 2013 | 10:31 pm
Hey hey Mamacita! So glad to meet ya! Come over, I’ll treat ya So sit and down eat, yah? Mexican food brings me much joy and comfort. Somehow I don’t feel unique for that. Pretty much every date I’ve ...
IT’S SO FIG! SHRIMP 5 Aug 2013 | 11:01 pm
After you CTB for a while, you get immune to the awe-inspired praise. Deliver the two primal pleasures in large quantities and you will have them brainwashed. Wielding the culinary seduction skills of...
SEXUAL PRACTICE CACTUS SALSA 2 Aug 2013 | 10:40 pm
All earthly creatures do it in their own way. Giraffes do it standing up, their long necks intertwined. Male spider monkeys will grab their female partner mid-air, hump them, and release before they e...
