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Glory, Glory Hallelujah 26 Aug 2013 | 10:36 pm
My house it totally silent right. There is no t.v. No fighting. No one saying, "Mom, can I tell you something?" No one complaining of hunger and then complaining about the food choices available.....
Come on get happy. Or something like that. 22 Aug 2013 | 09:27 am
In the last few months I've been going through a bit of an identity crisis. I started with the whole stupid weight gain and subsequent thyroid issue. When your weight is the one thing in your entire l...
Sometimes I build things. Then I drink. 20 Aug 2013 | 09:47 am
I am on this super quest for order and happiness in my life. I will share the why behind all that when I haven't had three glasses of wine after weeks and weeks of eating clean and not drinking at all...
Who knew something so small could cause so much chaos? 18 Aug 2013 | 09:33 pm
Each morning before I go on my run, I check the crops and my biddies because I am the best farmer in all the Americas. This morning, when I went out for my regular inspection, my ladies were laying in...
It's an eggs-lent day at the CTM farm 17 Aug 2013 | 08:29 pm
This morning when I went out to check the crops, I only counted five chickens, instead of the usual six, milling about the backyard. Even though I'm still scared of the chickens, it still freaks me ou...
Another reason I'll never have to write fiction 15 Aug 2013 | 05:36 am
Recently, my hometown had a little water crisis. Since my parents don't have internet at home due to my mother's belief the devil lives inside computers and causes people who have them to get addicted...
Assault with a deadly garden hose 10 Aug 2013 | 05:56 am
Over the weekend NJ and I planted a fall garden. Due to Texas' proximity to hell, everyday since we've planted has been over 100 degrees. One day it even got up to 106. This has required a lot of wate...
And yet another, courtesy of Grace. 31 Jul 2013 | 07:10 am
Here is the re-enactment of yet another conversation that just transpired in my living room: Grace: Did you look at A's (my niece) wedding pictures on Facebook? Me: Yeah. Some of them. Were there an...
Queen Elizabeth is a Brick House. Apparently. 25 Jul 2013 | 12:28 am
The following is a re-enactment of a conversation that transpired in my home moments ago: Grace: So, the new royal baby is named George Alexander Louis. Me: Yes. If he is king he will be King George...
Someone at AARP is even worse than me at math 23 Jul 2013 | 06:36 am
These arrived in the mail last week: As you can see, they are addressed to Grace (and her spouse or partner) . When she opened them today, she screamed, "I'm turning 16, not 60!!" I laughed really....
