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Mischievous E-Trade Baby Shuts Down Stock Exchange 26 Aug 2013 | 05:42 pm
NEW YORK (CAP) - The United States stock market showed again this morning that it remains vulnerable to the allure of adorable children when the E-Trade baby shut down trading on the floor of the New ...
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CAP News Ticker - 8/24/2013 24 Aug 2013 | 04:33 pm
Following Bradley Manning's announcement that he wants to become a female, the judge has sentenced him to 35 years of being sexually harassed by San Diego Mayor Bob Filner. "Talk about killing two bir...
Supreme Court To Vote On Civil Rights For Wiggers 23 Aug 2013 | 05:48 pm
WASHINGTON (CAP) - The United States Supreme Court has agreed to hear arguments in a case involving alleged civil rights abuses for a group of white teenagers who regularly act as if they are black. ...
Supreme Court To Vote On Civil Rights For Wiggers 23 Aug 2013 | 05:48 pm
WASHINGTON (CAP) - The United States Supreme Court has agreed to hear arguments in a case involving alleged civil rights abuses for a group of white teenagers who regularly act as if they are black. ...
End Times Scheduled For Friday 22 Aug 2013 | 05:49 pm
RICHMOND, Vir. (CAP) - When asked to pinpoint the exact time of the Rapture - that moment when God calls the faithful to Heaven and launches the Apocalypse - the Reverend Billy Joe Moses was emphatic....
Gov. Chris Christie Bans 'Weight Reduction Therapy' 21 Aug 2013 | 05:41 pm
TRENTON, NJ (CAP) - New Jersey became the first state to ban so-called weight reduction therapy yesterday when Gov. Chris Christie signed into law a bill to prohibit the controversial practice and the...
Gov. Chris Christie Bans 'Weight Reduction Therapy' 21 Aug 2013 | 05:41 pm
TRENTON, NJ (CAP) - New Jersey became the first state to ban so-called weight reduction therapy yesterday when Gov. Chris Christie signed into law a bill to prohibit the controversial practice and the...
Darth Vader Doily Maker Sues Movie Industry 20 Aug 2013 | 05:37 pm
CINCINNATI, Ohio (CAP) - When it first splashed onto the big screen in the late-1970's, Star Wars was not only a box-office sensation, but also one of the first movies to generate a product tie-in cam...
Lindsay Lohan To Play Amanda Bynes In Biopic 19 Aug 2013 | 05:35 pm
HOLLYWOOD (CAP) - Following her successful cameo in the series finale of Eastbound & Down, Lindsay Lohan says she's ready to take on her next role: that of troubled star Amanda Bynes in the Lifetime O...
