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Jim Carlson’s underwear gets the star treatment 20 Aug 2013 | 11:50 pm
If you were thinking of buying a designer handbag made from the old Metrodome roof, there might be something even more collectible coming soon. Jim Carlson, owner of The Last Place on Earth in Duluth,...
Nation finally okay again after pretty blonde girl is rescued 13 Aug 2013 | 09:03 pm
Hannah Anderson, a pretty blonde girl who was kidnapped by a close family friend, was found alive this morning after a week-long manhunt. CNN, Fox News, MSNBC and other news organizations all worked c...
Coming this fall from Marvel 6 Aug 2013 | 10:19 pm
Smelly Gee: I’m Smelly Gee. I can smell crime. Moderator: That sounds very useful! Smelly Gee: I can’t stop crime, but I can smell it as it’s happening. I’m here looking for other superheroes who ca...
Boy, that escalated quickly 31 Jul 2013 | 12:19 am
Bob: Here we are, Jim, back again at the Tall Ships festival in Duluth, MN. Every citizen under the age of 5 or older than 75 with a huge boner for slow-moving objects is here and ready to stare at sh...
Diary of a Social Retard 24 Jul 2013 | 01:37 am
It was 1am when the Amtrak train pulled into San Diego. Two other passengers and I exited and quietly followed the dark sidewalk leading to the Gaslamp District. A block later, it was only me and an o...
Well, that was a disappointing urination 17 Jul 2013 | 01:37 am
I shook twice. That’s all it should take. Once for necessity and a second time for good luck. That’s all a man should need. Yet it appears I needed more. It appears that the first two shakes were just...
A poorly written guide to Comic Con panels 10 Jul 2013 | 01:03 am
Next week is Comic Con, an annual gathering of people who can’t get an erection. I’m kidding! Kinda. It’s actually a gathering of people who can’t discuss the new Star Trek or Star Wars movies without...
The art of tying 17 screaming rockets together, and other things I miss about Wisconsin 2 Jul 2013 | 01:43 am
The best way to smuggle fireworks across the border is by yourself. If you have too many “bros” together in one car traveling across the Hudson, the fuzz will notice you pretty quick. But a man by him...
Things to do when the power is out 26 Jun 2013 | 02:18 am
1) Have sex, assuming any woman would want to with some loser who can’t even afford a house with working electricity. 2) Masturbate. To what, I’m not sure. This may be the internet’s most valid purpo...
Welcome to Duluth, nutjobs 20 Jun 2013 | 12:09 am
The Ryan family has an old saying: If your nipples are bleeding, you’re doing it wrong. This saying doesn’t necessarily apply to any specific activity. It’s pretty good advice for every possible situa...
