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Very Short Mondays: Shoes With Little Bows On 12 Aug 2013 | 11:45 am

Collette wondered when all the other women on the train started wearing shoes with little bows on them.  It can't have been more than three months ago that they all wore buckles. And that was when sh...

Very Short Mondays: An Approach 5 Aug 2013 | 11:45 am

"What do you say?" "I'm not interested.  Thank you." "Even if I threw in Cumbria?" "Cumbria?  What would I want with Cumbria?" "Apart from it being so very big?" "'Big' and 'useful' are not neces...

Very Short Mondays: String Vest 29 Jul 2013 | 11:45 am

Clive sat on a bench looking out to sea.  His eyes stung a little from the sun cream that his sweat had carried into them.  He also wasn't quite used to seeing the full brightness of day, having broke...

Very Short Mondays: The Telephone Call 22 Jul 2013 | 11:45 am

There she is again, yacking away, acting like she's not enjoying the gossip.  My intention was to be looking at the crossword but instead I'm trying to work out who the bloody hell she's talking to at...

Very Short Mondays: The Loneliest Dragon In All The World 15 Jul 2013 | 11:45 am

Crispin lay alone in the ashes of the forest that was once his home, and sighed. This was not the sigh of someone whose colleague made racist comments at work, not the sigh of a dog whose human compa...

Very Short Mondays: Watching Carefully For the Next Thing To Come Around The Corner 8 Jul 2013 | 11:45 am

Mat sat at the front of the bus, and watched the road in front of him.  He didn't do this, as a rule.  He didn't like to watch the oncoming traffic appearing around corners.  Didn't like to journey wi...

Very Short Mondays: The Recliner That Wouldn't Behave 1 Jul 2013 | 11:45 am

Laurie sat down to think.  She knew she had forgotten something.  She ran through her mental checklist.  Everything seemed to be in order. The only thing she hadn't done was get enough sleep.  She le...

Very Short Mondays: Cranberry Juice 24 Jun 2013 | 08:39 pm

Linda realised she was talking to herself again.  She didn't know how long she had been doing it.  She just caught herself saying "cranberry juice".  It sounded emphatic, like the end of a sentence. ...

Slightly Less Short Fridays: The Upgrade 21 Jun 2013 | 08:00 pm

"Good evening, Mr Turner." "Call me Alfie, please.  Sir." "Do you know why you're here?" "Yes." "Why?" "It's for the upgrade, sir." "It's for the upgrade.  And do you know what that means?" "Ye...

Very Short Mondays: Scar Tissue 17 Jun 2013 | 11:45 am

Clarice stood up with some difficulty.  The operation had been a success, she'd been told.  So why did it still hurt? Synapse memory, Dr Entwistle had said.  It will be gone in a month or two. She c...

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