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What's That on My Window? 21 Aug 2013 | 06:47 pm
I think somebody threw poop at my window. No, seriously. Check it out. What do you guys think? Ignore the other smudges (I blame four kids, two dogs, and very little desire to spend all day with a ...
Chauffeuring is Crappy 15 Aug 2013 | 07:59 pm
The first week of school is over halfway done, and I can certifiably confirm one thing. Road rage. I haz it. We live close enough to the school that the bus is not an option, but too far away to wal...
Mommy Dearest 6 Aug 2013 | 11:19 pm
I spent the first few days of summer vacation griping relentlessly about how much all this togetherness sucked and how the kids were draining the life out of me with their messes and destruction and t...
This Sh*t is for the Birds! 26 Jul 2013 | 09:18 pm
Sometimes you forget how much of a hassle it is to haul four children around, and you decide to go on an outing. So yesterday, we went to the zoo. Our zoo has this cool place called Lorikeet Landing....
The Joy of "Junk" 24 Jul 2013 | 08:43 pm
The male genitalia. For a dangly tube of skin, guys sure do hold it in high regard. And as the mother of four boys, I can say with 100% scientific certainty that the interest starts in early childhood...
Dear Kate Middleton ... 22 Jul 2013 | 08:36 pm
Dear Kate Middleton, Duchess of Cambridge and Person with Possibly the Most Enviable Hair Ever: So I hear you're in labor. And I'm not even going to pretend I know what that's like to experience as a...
Freak at the Creek 19 Jul 2013 | 09:29 pm
I live in a pretty safe and uneventful 'hood. I know: you're probably saying, "But Rita! How'd you get such mad street cred, yo?" And the truth is ... I'm just naturally hardcore AWESOME. Legit.* *Or...
I Think We're Alone Now ... 17 Jul 2013 | 08:57 pm
For the past several weeks, I've had to keep my house constantly presentable. And cook three meals a day, plus tons of desserts. And make sure my kids are well behaved. And pee with the door closed. A...
Boy, It Ain't Easy 11 Jul 2013 | 09:14 pm
When I tell people I'm the mother of four boys, one of two things happens: they either look at me in horror through widened eyes and then slowly shake their heads as if my strictly-male-producing uter...
Let Us Spray 27 Jun 2013 | 08:30 pm
So ... I'm on Pinterest. And every time I get on there, I'm all, "Oooh! Gonna do this. OOOOH!!! Gonna try that!" Gasp, gasp, gasp. Pin, pin, pin. ... Lie, lie, lie. Because y'all? I'm not really much...
