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Tips to improve your writing (a joke) 21 Aug 2013 | 03:30 am

1. Avoid alliteration. Always. 2. Never use a long word when a diminutive one will do. 3. Employ the vernacular. 4. Eschew ampersands & abbreviations, etc. 5. Parenthetical remarks (however releva...

Great excuses... 14 Aug 2013 | 01:03 pm

The next time your teacher asks you why you didn't study, tell him / her:- "A year has 365 days. After taking away 52 weekends; 1 day of rest and I have to do household chores on the other day, th.....

Views on marriage by children... 1 Aug 2013 | 03:30 am

HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY? You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming. - A...

Anne Robinson Put Downs #4 21 Jul 2013 | 03:30 am

"Who put the 'more' into moron?" "Who’s wheel is turning, but the hamster is dead?" "Who's the toothless vampire?" "Is there someone here who’s had a charisma bypass perhaps?" "Who's turning out ....

Dr. Good - Human Body Vocabulary - Parental Advisory 16 Jul 2013 | 12:18 pm

My favourite bits? "Who wants pills?" "It's strange to think that when I love someone, I'm really just loving a bag full of stuff."

Good advice 16 Jul 2013 | 12:16 pm

Sent to me by Aladdin, but valid to anyone trying to do anything (including learning English).

Anne Robinson Put Downs #3 14 Jul 2013 | 03:30 am

"Dear, oh dear, oh dear - I don't think there's a collective name for a bunch of thickies!" "Who perhaps hasn't really got a grasp of the English language?" "Who would come third in a duel?" Who i....

The what! 11 Jul 2013 | 03:20 pm

The what!, a photo by Lynne Hand on Flickr. Surely not the best name for a band in Germany.

Anne Robinson Put Downs #2 10 Jul 2013 | 08:07 pm

"Who's brain has failed its medical?" "Who's as useful as a cat-flap on a submarine?" "Who's brain cell must feel very lonely indeed?" "Who's IQ test has come back negative?" "Who's brain is il...

Anne Robinson Quotes and Put Downs #1 10 Jul 2013 | 08:05 pm

Anne Robinson, the host of "The Weakest Link" sometimes has a bit too much fun (at other people's expense) with English. "Who is as useful as an ashtray on a motorbike?" "Who has a brain only a mot....

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