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Every night 27 Aug 2013 | 09:01 pm

“Every night, it’s an endless battle between Sleep and The Internet….” – Unknown

“Death is nature’s way of saying, Your table’s ready.” – Robin Williams

“To err is human, to blame it on somebody else shows management potential.” – Unknown

“The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you’re still a rat.” – Lily Tomlin

“A husband is what is left of the lover after the nerve has been extracted.” – Helen Rowland

“Outside of a dog, a book is man’s best friend. Inside of a dog it’s too dark to read.” – Groucho Marx

“In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice. But in practice, there is.” – Yogi Berra

“Avoid employing unlucky people. Throw half of the pile of CVs in the bin without reading them.” – David Brent

“I found there was only one way to look thin: hang out with fat people.” – Rodney Dangerfield

“Marriage is a romance in which the hero dies in the first chapter.” – Unknown