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Diet Tips for the Overweight Man 19 Aug 2013 | 12:00 am
As someone who rarely exercises, these are the diet tips I live by. And I’m only ‘overweight’ on the BMI scale. The citric acid in an apple dissolves all the calories contained in a high-calorie meal...
Breastfeeding in public: there’s a time and a place 15 Aug 2013 | 12:52 am
Let me get something clear from the outset, before I find a thousand angry breastfeeding women on my doorstep, baby in one hand, pitchfork in the other. I have no issues with breastfeeding in public. ...
Why #twittersilence is the worst idea in the world 4 Aug 2013 | 01:31 pm
When I was a kid in primary school I got picked on all the time. Looking back, I don’t really blame them: after all, I did sport a strange centre parting and fringe combination, and a huge pair of gol...
A letter to Katie Hopkins, about Katie Hopkins 29 Jul 2013 | 12:31 am
Dear Mrs Hopkins (or ‘Katie’, although that sounds a bit common.) I’ve thought for a while about whether I should write this blog post. After all, publicity is what you crave, suckling on the teats o...
Dr Ranj: “The poo song? It’s the hardest one to get excited about!” 18 Jul 2013 | 12:54 am
To his patients, Dr Ranj is a source of comfort, of healing. To thousands of mums across the country, however, he’s the rather handsome presenter of CBeebies’ ‘Get Well Soon’ and – more recently – the...
I’m tired… 4 Jul 2013 | 12:33 am
My eleven-month-old daughter’s chubby legs attract a lot of attention from friends and family who feel the urge to squeeze her thighs and exclaim about her fat rolls. This got me wondering: I wonder a...
Why so serious? 19 Jun 2013 | 02:32 am
“Happy Father’s Day!” yells Noah, his nose centimetres from mine as I jolt awake. Before I know it, little presents are being thrust into my hands by over-excited children, who […]
Pets at Home 13 Jun 2013 | 01:28 am
We have guinea pigs. My wife and I watch them run around, scavenging for food, climbing over anything in their path, making little squeaking noises. Occasionally we’ll hold them. At […]
Da-da vs. Ma-ma 5 Jun 2013 | 11:19 pm
‘Da-da,’ I would whisper, into her tiny ear. And then again. ‘Da-da.’ It was almost a bit sinister. Da-da. I’d say it when something good happened, like when I made […]
Things every parent has done (but might not admit to) 5 Jun 2013 | 02:30 pm
Parenting changes you, blah blah blah, makes you complete, yadda yadda. Pish posh. Despite how much parents love to talk and share stories/videos/photos/more photos of their children, there are a […]
