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GUYS IN ACTION 27 Aug 2013 | 05:28 pm

Man blows up house inflating air mattress (Thanks to Ron G.)

WE HARDLY KNEW YE 27 Aug 2013 | 05:24 pm

Police shoot, kill giant chicken-menacing lizard (Thanks to Guin, who saw Giant Chicken-Menacing Lizard open for Whitesnake) (Also thanks to Monique)

SEE IF YOU CAN GUESS WHAT APPARENTLY WAS INVOLVED 27 Aug 2013 | 05:21 pm

Is there a problem, officer? (Thanks to JD)

CREEPING FASCISM UPDATE 27 Aug 2013 | 05:16 pm

Thai authorities are cracking down on vendors in Bangkok's main backpacker district selling cheap doses of balloons filled with nitrous oxide, or laughing gas, to tourists. (Thanks to Bill Hudgins)

NAME THAT STATE! 27 Aug 2013 | 01:11 am

Shirtless Clown Pulls Down Man’s Pants After Chicken Wing-Eating Contest, Gets Punched in the Face (Thanks to Spotsie)

JUST WHEN YOU THOUGHT THE SITUATION IN FLATHEAD COUNTY COULD NOT GET ANY MORE DIRE 27 Aug 2013 | 01:04 am

8:00 a.m. Someone called in claiming to have watched numerous cows “jog” over the top of a dead cow. Also: 12:48 p.m. A woman on Conrad Drive reported that someone had wrapped a dead snake around he...

COLLECTORS ARE PAYING TOP DONG 27 Aug 2013 | 12:56 am

Vietnam has Leech Fever. (Thanks to Daniel Ray)

WOULDN'T IT MAKE MORE SENSE TO KILL THE CAT? 27 Aug 2013 | 12:49 am

Deputies: man threatens to kill wife over dirty cat litter (Thanks to Jeff Meyerson, who defies you to guess the state.)

NAME THAT COUNTY! 26 Aug 2013 | 07:53 pm

9:17 a.m. A Lakeside man reported that his trampoline was damaged by a low-flying helicopter. (Thanks to funny man)

NOT UNTIL WE'VE HAD A FEW MORE BEERS 26 Aug 2013 | 07:51 pm

Will we ever want to have sex with robots? (Thanks to Joe in Japan)

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