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Review: Flash 15 Aug 2013 | 03:43 am
The year is 2013 AD. Yet, eyes closed and knowing nothing, I could swear that the Lovehoney Flash is a tiny gourd stuffed with bees from 54 BC. It really has all the buzzing “power” of a herd of bees...
Postcards from the Peanut Gallery: Seduction 6 Aug 2013 | 11:01 pm
It’s been three years since I reviewed the NobEssence Seduction (oh my god, I’m OLD), and in that time, my extreme fervor for this dildo may have gotten lost somewhere, confined to emails and little T...
Review: U Touch Side 31 Jul 2013 | 02:11 am
I’m offended by Topco’s U Touch line. I wasn’t, at first — I was legitimately intrigued and even somewhat optimistic when I first heard about it. When a big company like Topco realizes rechargeables ...
Terrible sex toys I used to lust after 22 Jul 2013 | 02:44 pm
In 2007 when I started reviewing sex toys, I knew nothing about them. Oh, I knew that jelly was bad in theory, but I hadn’t yet smelled the rancid, gooey, overpowering scent that characterizes it, or ...
e[lust] #48 22 Jul 2013 | 05:13 am
Photo courtesy of It Girl Rag Doll Welcome to e[lust] - The only place where the smartest and hottest sex bloggers are featured under one roof every month. Whether you’re looking for sex journalism,...
How I became a dildo-wielding superhero 15 Jul 2013 | 10:52 pm
I have arrived. Really, truly. The folks at SheVibe made me into a superhero. I didn’t ask them for this. My original idea was simply to create a landing page on their site with all my favorite prod...
Review: Buck 11 Jul 2013 | 05:08 am
Is there a VixSkin oversaturation point? I now own seven things made out of this dual-density silicone, yet I’m still impressed by its ability to make every shape of dildo better. Fact: VixSkin will s...
Blogger is leaving adult bloggers out in the cold; what now? 27 Jun 2013 | 08:30 am
Today was going well, but adult bloggers have just been dealt a huge blow by the powers that be over at Google. Blogger just sent out this disconcerting email: Please be advised that on June 30th 201...
A short guide to life beyond EdenFantasys 22 Jun 2013 | 08:17 am
Welcome, EdenFantasys refugees, ex-pats, survivors. Gather ’round. Did you recently decide to leave EdenFantasys after their latest bombshell? Worried that you are now like a ship without an anchor, l...
Review: Fleshlight Vibro 19 Jun 2013 | 12:13 am
I can’t get this website out of my head when I think about the Fleshlight Vibro. Granted, who hasn’t taken the “Sex Toy or Baby Toy?” quiz (I got 11/15, by the way), and what isn’t amazing about the p...
