Writing is Hard 8 Aug 2013 | 09:10 am

Writing is hard. It’s hard because there are many things I would rather do than write. A list of things I would rather do than write: Surf the web. Play video games. Look at porn. Find some other...

Kid Runner 15 Jun 2013 | 09:08 am

I always feel bad when I review a band because my taste in music is so poor that any band that I like is doomed to face the scrutiny of everyone who is aware of my Achilles ear.  But I will forego all...

Band Names from Willie Wonka All Used Up 16 May 2013 | 06:00 pm

HOLLYWOOD (HJ) – With the release of the new pop band Snozberries Taste Like Snozberries’ debut album, “Lick It”, it has been officially announced that every single band name possible has been harvest...

Band Names from Willie Wonka All Used Up 16 May 2013 | 06:00 pm

HOLLYWOOD (HJ) – With the release of the new pop band Snozberries Taste Like Snozberries’ debut album, “Lick It”, it has been officially announced that every single band name possible has been harvest...

meme 26 Apr 2013 | 08:53 am

How to show up late to work, leave early and get away with it. 9 Apr 2013 | 08:18 am

It’s easy to show up late to work and leave early if you follow these simple tips. Clandestine Closet You’ll need to find a closet near the front door or secret side door where you can hide “late” s...

How to show up late to work, leave early and get away with it. 9 Apr 2013 | 08:18 am

It’s easy to show up late to work and leave early if you follow these simple tips. Clandestine Closet You’ll need to find a closet near the front door or secret side door where you can hide “late” s...

Today I am Feeling: Homestar Runner Edition 10 Feb 2013 | 06:37 pm

The Mostly All Inclusive Family Restroom Sign 27 Jan 2013 | 10:12 pm

My good friend, Stephanie, is a graphic designer and created this mostly all inclusive family restroom sign:

The Mostly All Inclusive Family Restroom Sign 27 Jan 2013 | 10:12 pm

My good friend, Stephanie, is a graphic designer and created this mostly all inclusive family restroom sign: