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Returning SOON 12 Feb 2012 | 08:53 pm

As you have no doubt noticed, this website is in a bit of a state at the moment. Or rather, a non-state. Blame the Great Accidental Wiping of 2012. But I will have it back up soon, I promise. It’s jus...

Jasper Schultz, American Moses 16 Dec 2011 | 12:29 am

One lazy evening, my friends Princeton, Max, Viola and I were discussing the intricacies of the English language. This sounds very highbrow, doesn’t it? As if perhaps we were perched delicately in hig...

A Human’s Guide to EB Games Not Being Sexist 4 Nov 2011 | 11:51 pm

(Major videogames retailer EB Games recently promoted a video on their website and YouTube channel called “A Man’s Guide to Trading”. It was exactly as stupidly sexist as the title suggests. You can g...

Complete Dental Case II: The Mouthening 31 Oct 2011 | 11:53 pm

It has been two months since my mouth started bleeding for no reason. Two months since I discovered calcium Stonehenge had formed in my skull, requiring x-rays, cone beam scans, consultations with an ...

Complete Dental Case 14 Sep 2011 | 11:54 pm

You know your day is off to a shaky start when you wake up and can taste blood. This is neither hyperbolic nor a fancy metaphor, this actually happened to me last week. My first thought was that I’d...

…Bothered and Bewildered 25 Aug 2011 | 11:57 pm

I have been in a bit of turmoil these past few days. Ever since I found out the American TV network CBS is planning on making a new version of the classic sitcom, Bewitched. I’m in turmoil because I ...

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