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Gangsta Class is in Session 18 Jul 2008 | 07:07 pm

This has to be one of the funniest things I have read in a really long time… How To Be A Gangsta (In 5 Simple Steps) by TW from everything2.com 1. You have to master the swagger of your typical hom...

You’re having a bad day when… 18 Jun 2008 | 10:36 pm

You are having a bad day when… your job seems totally overwhelming… really. as does your weekend home improvement project Your cars horsepower gets an extra horse You need a larger squeegee The p...

Really bad idea 18 Jun 2008 | 10:13 pm

This may be against  OSHA rules (the occupational safety folks), but sure is a sick stunt

The truth about aging in the US 5 Jun 2008 | 11:20 pm

This is a joke, but somehow it seems to be repeated on the news nightly, go figure… “I’ve sure gotten old,” said Maury the Snitch. “I’ve had two bypass surgeries, a hip replacement, new knees. I fou...

Telemarketer Jokes 5 Jun 2008 | 11:10 pm

How to make sure the same telemarketer never calls you back, well, here are a few ideas to get them as frustrated with you as you are with them, Screwing with the telemarketers. Some of these are pre...

Prepare for impact, Quick, jump behind my boobs 26 May 2008 | 07:16 pm

Funny jokes or maybe crazy wreck - Now mind you, I did not get this story from a reputable source, but it seemed reasonable and very funny to me. A Bulgarian car crash victim was saved by her humongo...

The miracle pill 22 May 2008 | 10:26 pm

The Happy Pill for sure - I don’t think 1000 mg will do. Can I get that in Extra Strength?

What are the odds to failing a Scantron test? 22 May 2008 | 10:23 pm

Having spent plenty of years in college myself, I gotta say… I LOVED the scantron tests! Yep, the odds were always in my favor. You see, any one with 1/2 a brain still intact can rule out at least 2 o...

Alien Autopsies? 21 May 2008 | 11:00 pm

The 1950’s were a sick, nutty time for sure, now, I wasn’t around back then, but I have seen all the TV shows and alien invasion movies.  At this point most people believe this was a hoax for various ...

Play that funky music white chick 21 May 2008 | 06:23 am

literally, this is a video starring Beanie, the piano playing chicken doing an audition for David Letterman. talk about some silly shit.

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