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An Open Letter to Actor James Woods 26 Aug 2013 | 01:43 am

Dear Mister Woods: I am a fan. Videodrome is one of my all-time favorite films. I also think you were just great in Contact and in that other movie. You know, the one where you played the jewel thief...

Shangri-La 21 Aug 2013 | 09:05 am

Right off the bat, there are a couple things that you ought to know about my friend, Bi-Po. The first is that when it comes to bipolar people, Bi-Po is the bipoliest. His depressions are the deepest ...

Everything is Covered with Shit 14 Aug 2013 | 02:36 am

To my daughter, Rachel, who renounced her love of pedicures after seeing a news report about staph and feces in the soak tubs: Everything is covered with shit, Rachel! Door handles. Elevator buttons...

I Have a Girlfriend? 4 Aug 2013 | 05:09 am

She called me her girlfriend. This happened the other day. We were lying in bed and we were talking, her forehead pressed up against my forehead, the way we do whenever we are lying in bed and we ar...

Sleep Deprivation 22 Jul 2013 | 04:01 am

I slammed into somebody Friday while I was walking through the tunnels beneath downtown Houston. I think I slammed into somebody, anyway. I believe I did. Okay, I might have slammed into somebody, ...

Hypnagogia 15 Jul 2013 | 04:57 am

A series of thoughts upon opening my eyes: Thought number one was that I had drifted towards sleep. Without Benadryl. Without wine. Without Benadryl and  wine. I had not reached  sleep, true, but I h...

Sleep with Me 8 Jul 2013 | 03:22 am

She said, “Sleep with me,”  but that wasn’t the scary part that I warned you was coming last time. Doctor Belloq was sitting on the floor in my living room. She was surrounded by piles of papers and ...

YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED! 1 Jul 2013 | 05:34 am

DISCLAIMER:  I feel that I must warn you that the story upon which we are about to embark is scary. Oh, it does not start off that way, but don’t let it fool you. This story is deceptive. In fact, at...

Living the Dream: A Play in One Act 24 Jun 2013 | 07:11 am

Curtain opens, revealing the interior of a small underground snack shop. KATY leans across the checkout counter, eyes closed, nodding her head to unheard music. Several customers in business attire, ...

Going Respectable 19 Jun 2013 | 09:53 am

Three jobs. I have three part-time jobs right now and the thing is, that is the way I aim to keep it. There is the once in a while, when I think of maybe going respectable. Of finding a single full-t...

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