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How the Internet Works via Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth 27 Aug 2013 | 05:15 pm

The internet is filled with tons of useful and unless information. However, every day people get insulted on the Internet and don’t know why. Well here is why. You post something good, and we post som...

Tired. Just Dog Tired. 27 Aug 2013 | 05:26 am

This summer heat can go away any day now. It just makes me tired. I can hardly move. Good thing I’m cute.

How about you and I find a dark room and see what develops. 26 Aug 2013 | 06:11 am

The younger generation won’t get this, but that’s OK. It’s good to have some things our kids will never understand.

The New Batman and Robin 25 Aug 2013 | 05:15 am

Matt Damon as Robin and Ben Affleck as Batman Even though you might not like the actors, you know you secretly want to see it. And in the back of your mind you hope it’s as good as Chasing Amy or Dog...

The Dessert Stomach 23 Aug 2013 | 05:14 pm

We all have a dessert stomach. It’s reserved for when you feel so full that you can’t imagine eating more. That is until you see something fantastic on the dessert menu and then suddenly you have just...

Like a Good Neighbor, Stay Over There 22 Aug 2013 | 10:52 pm

Sometimes being a good neighbor is telling you that I don’t like you and you should stay off my property. What? I thought honesty was the best policy.

Searching for inappropriate stuff on the internet when you’re drunk is called Beer Googles. 22 Aug 2013 | 05:29 pm

Admit it, you’ve awoken in the morning to see what you were Googling last night and were a bit shocked and embarrassed.

I like big cups and I cannot lie. 21 Aug 2013 | 05:11 pm

You other brothers can’t deny, when a girl walks in with an itty bitty coffee, you just get sad. The bigger the better baby!

I Had Fun Once, It Was Awful. #wallpaper 21 Aug 2013 | 06:42 am

So awful, I now sit at work all day long staring at a computer. - Grumpy Cat

What did the buffalo say to his son when he left for college? Bison. 20 Aug 2013 | 05:14 pm

Don’t forget to call! Stay out of trouble. I’ll miss you.

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