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The Cave 2 Jun 2013 | 06:30 pm

True story!

I Was, like, in a Cave 1 Jun 2013 | 07:45 pm

So, like, I was, like, in a cave? Like, doing, like, not this? Should I, like, write some more, like, blog stuff? Like, should I? It’s like, a big long story, like, but, like, this book explains it, l...

In The Shower 1 Feb 2012 | 02:58 am

Yeah, I’m mature. -Maxim P.S. This took me way too long to finish, sorry!

Okay, Okay, I’m Fat…Thanks Guys 18 Jan 2012 | 03:01 am

I live in Japan. In Japan it is socially acceptable to tell you straight up if you have gotten fat. The conversation would go something like this: “Hey, dude. Long time no see!” “Yeah, for real! Hey...

The Death of a Newborn Shirt 16 Jan 2012 | 04:40 am

The world is full of disgusting and awful things. Turn on the TV for a few seconds and you’ll see what I mean. I live in a relatively safe part of the world. I don’t have to deal with war, and murder....

We Are Porn People 13 Jan 2012 | 02:07 am

Most people eventually garner some sort of interest in their parents past、although they aren’t always willing to reveal it willingly. Hell, some people literally have to point a gun to their folk’s he...

I’m Back! Let’s Just Say This Happened… 11 Jan 2012 | 04:03 am

Don’t ask. More updates this week! -Maxim

I Have Come Up With the Best Personality Quiz EvAr 25 Nov 2011 | 01:04 am

Okay, you guys all have experienced something like this. You open up Facebook, or your email, or whatever you use to communicate with people, and see that all of your friends have sent you something l...

Two Things That Have Me Worried About the World 18 Nov 2011 | 01:00 am

Do any of you read the news? Do the people writing the news even read what they are writing, because any sane person would of noticed something a little strange going on recently. I’m going to break t...

Re-Virginize Your Hands 10 Nov 2011 | 03:03 am

I’m going to try and make this next blog post sound the least like an advertisement as I can, but it’s going to be incredibly hard. I have found something incredible. It makes me feel young, as young ...

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