Cats vs Swimming vs Primary School 12 Aug 2013 | 08:32 am

I’m really into OPC, that’s short for other people’s cats. I’m not that fussed on babies, to be honest. I would rather pat your cat than cuddle your baby. Also cats don’t require presents bought for t...

Cold Shoulder 5 Aug 2013 | 05:41 am

It’s cold. I don’t like the cold. If cold was a person I wouldn’t send it a Christmas card, in fact I’d go so far as to delete cold as a friend off facebook. Winter is my least favorite time of year, ...

Moles 18 Jul 2013 | 10:51 am

Moles. Let’s cut to the chase. I’m fascinated by them. Move over sausage dogs and Sonia Kruger’s eyebrows. Moles are the new kids on my block. In case I’ve caused confusion, I’m not referring to t...

Vegetables 12 Jul 2013 | 12:43 pm

Vegetables, they occupy the sides of plates like disenfranchised youth on Wall Street.  They’re always there, as a child I couldn’t escape steamed rounds of carrots my mother would dish up night after...

Sydney Cracker Night 10 Jul 2013 | 10:15 am

Nautical But Nice 28 Jun 2013 | 01:08 am

My fourteenth birthday was a cringeworthy affair. I opted not for a simple in-home soiree, or a simple dinner at Sizzler like many friends my age. Rather, I booked myself and three of my closest frie...

Certificate III in Buttle 14 Jun 2013 | 09:37 am

  A lovely young lady called Isabelle did a year 12 assignment on little old me. I’m flattered to say the least (click to see the full assignment).   I wrote this blog about the time I saw a drug deal...

I Love Mt Isa 27 May 2013 | 05:36 am

  I wrote this column for The Courier Mail about a visit to Mt Isa:   Recently I travelled to outback Queensland for work. There’s something about being in historical towns with no baggage for three d...

Baking Bad 27 May 2013 | 05:07 am

  I may or may not be on a hit list to be “dealt with” by the Melbourne underworld. I was in Melbourne hanging out with my friends who were moving house. They were busy wrapping the entire Prisoner bo...

Extra Show! 16 May 2013 | 06:55 am

    How Embarrassment  June 15 Sydney Comedy Store 7pm Last chance to see this show in Australia! Tickets $25