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Tips for Gay Men on How to Avoid Gay Marriage 5 Aug 2010 | 11:58 am

As a man, I am against gay marriage. Before all of you jackasses light your pink torches and start braiding your AIDS awareness ribbons into my noose, allow me to explain–even though I don’t really gi...

Tips for Gay Men on How to Avoid Gay Marriage 5 Aug 2010 | 07:58 am

As a man, I am against gay marriage. Before all of you jackasses light your pink torches and start braiding your AIDS awareness ribbons into my noose, allow me to explain–even though I don’t really gi...

Treadmills Are Found There 22 Feb 2010 | 07:59 pm

The first thing I think when I meet a new woman is, ‘I wonder how often this broad goes to the gym.’ The answer I arrive at each time is, ‘Not enough.’ Women mostly look like wet rag dolls of flab and...

Treadmills Are Found There 22 Feb 2010 | 02:59 pm

The first thing I think when I meet a new woman is, ‘I wonder how often this broad goes to the gym.’ The answer I arrive at each time is, ‘Not enough.’ Women mostly look like wet rag dolls of flab and...

Dick Masterson’s 2009 Man Challenge 6 Jan 2009 | 09:26 am

I was getting so many text messages from hot babes on New Year’s Eve that my phone overloaded and permanently shut down. At least that’s what the technician at the Verizon store told me and I have no ...

Dick Masterson’s 2009 Man Challenge 6 Jan 2009 | 04:26 am

I was getting so many text messages from hot babes on New Year’s Eve that my phone overloaded and permanently shut down. At least that’s what the technician at the Verizon store told me and I have no ...

Woman Astronaut Kills Everyone 20 Nov 2008 | 06:13 am

NASA finally put a woman in charge of a spacewalk and guess what happened. Fuck ups happened. That’s what always happens when you combine women and space. Remember the Challenger explosion? That proba...

Woman Astronaut Kills Everyone 20 Nov 2008 | 01:13 am

NASA finally put a woman in charge of a spacewalk and guess what happened. Fuck ups happened. That’s what always happens when you combine women and space. Remember the Challenger explosion? That proba...

Chauvinists Make More Money 15 Oct 2008 | 08:08 pm

This article also marks my appearance in the SuperFrat/Dick Masterson cross-over comic, as the world’s first Chauvinist Detective. Check it out for more reasons why thinking that women are shit at eve...

Chauvinists Make More Money 15 Oct 2008 | 04:08 pm

This article also marks my appearance in the SuperFrat/Dick Masterson cross-over comic, as the world’s first Chauvinist Detective. Check it out for more reasons why thinking that women are shit at eve...

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