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Say my name 23 Aug 2013 | 03:07 am

Walter White: Now… Say my name. Declan: …Heisenberg… Walter White: You’re god damned right! It’s funny.  You can live and work with people for years.  They still have no idea. They toil on, holding to...

Don’t give guns to ducks 22 Aug 2013 | 10:37 pm

Ah, sweet Dubai, the place where overpriced Italian tarts go to die.  The latest victim of too much money, too little skill is the Ferrari F12berlinetta.  At least someone drove it, rather than abando...

Half a page of scribbled lines 20 Aug 2013 | 02:44 am

Kicking around on a piece of ground In your home town Waiting for someone or something To show you the way That will be us in one short long week.  Walking the old streets. Chasing that old, fickle, i...

John Stahl watches every second of every security tape 17 Aug 2013 | 02:29 am

John Stahl says he watches every second of every security tape.  It’s probably a lie, but this new job is not the time to take a chance.  You know better. Department 94 to [the front/register 1/liquor...

R.I.P., America 12 Aug 2013 | 11:30 pm

 The Weirdest Things We Heard at Gathering of the Juggalos- Up on the Sun. “I’m gonna rape your mother if you don’t buy our drugs”- Yelled over a megaphone by a kid with a heavy amount of facial tatto...

Is it Safe? 7 Aug 2013 | 09:58 pm

This was my yesterday: somewhere between and This means a liquid diet for a couple of days (no, not the fun kind). Absolutely no sharp or spicy things. So of course, QDoba was there to the rescue. But...

This was not on the DUI part of traffic school 7 Aug 2013 | 09:43 pm

Man shoots friend trying to prevent him from driving drunk – Autoblog. The Huffington Post reports the drunkard was attempting to leave the bar after an evening of heavy drinking when his friend, Java...

Welcome to My Nightmare 5 Aug 2013 | 11:46 pm

Dave Brandon woke up in a cold sweat.  Was it real?  Did it really happen?  Yes, he had ignored Sailboat Bill‘s crowning moment of stupid heresy and scheduled Appalachian State for a redux. Yes, he to...

Sometimes you really do have to say… 2 Aug 2013 | 10:56 pm

WHAT THE FUCK? For $6,000, This 928 Is On The Ragtop. You can tell a horse’s age by opening their mouth and looking at their teeth. Popping the hood on this Porsche reveals an engine compartment that ...

Soon. Very Soon. 2 Aug 2013 | 10:32 pm

The 2015 Ford Mustang Races Other Ford Concepts In Arizona Desert.

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