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Your mum’s like a vacuum cleaner she sucks she blows and get laid in the closet!! 6 Mar 2013 | 01:33 pm

Your mum’s like a vacuum cleaner she sucks she blows and get laid in the closet!!

Yo mum’s so polite, she once held the door for a week! 1 Mar 2013 | 05:09 pm

Yo mum’s so polite, she once held the door for a week!

Your mum’s so fat that when she was in school she sat next to everyone 1 Mar 2013 | 02:47 pm

Your mum’s so fat that when she was in school she sat next to everyone

Your mum’s so ugly, they turn off the cameras when she walks into a bank 1 Mar 2013 | 02:41 pm

Your mum’s so ugly, they turn off the cameras when she walks into a bank

Your mum’s so stupid, when the judge said “order in court” she said “I’ll have a burger and a Coke please.” 1 Mar 2013 | 02:37 pm

Your mum’s so stupid, when the judge said “order in court” she said “I’ll have a burger and a Coke please.”

Your mum’s so stupid, when the judge said “order in court” she said “I’ll have a burger and a Coke please.” 1 Mar 2013 | 02:37 pm

Your mum’s so stupid, when the judge said “order in court” she said “I’ll have a burger and a Coke please.”

Your mum’s so stupid, when the judge said “order in court” she said “I’ll have a burger and a Coke please.” 1 Mar 2013 | 02:37 pm

Your mum’s so stupid, when the judge said “order in court” she said “I’ll have a burger and a Coke please.”

Your mum’s so ugly, your dad takes her to work with him so he doesn’t have to kiss her goodbye 1 Mar 2013 | 02:30 pm

Your mum’s so ugly, your dad takes her to work with him so he doesn’t have to kiss her goodbye

Your mum’s so ugly, your dad takes her to work with him so he doesn’t have to kiss her goodbye 1 Mar 2013 | 02:30 pm

Your mum’s so ugly, your dad takes her to work with him so he doesn’t have to kiss her goodbye

Your mum’s so ugly, your dad takes her to work with him so he doesn’t have to kiss her goodbye 1 Mar 2013 | 02:30 pm

Your mum’s so ugly, your dad takes her to work with him so he doesn’t have to kiss her goodbye

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