President Obama Accidentally Converts to Islam 2 Feb 2009 | 10:38 am

In brazen display of political stupidity, America's latest president Barack Obama accidentally converted to Islam while conversing with Muslim leaders earlier today.

Obama revealed to be too good to be true 20 Jan 2009 | 08:11 pm

In a stunning turn of events, president elect Barack Obama came out today and acknowledged that his existence has been fabricated and he is not the man that the Democratic party has endorsed throughou...

A Joyous Announcement: A Newsvine Birth 20 Jan 2009 | 03:32 am

It is my privilege and honor to announce the birth of Sagan, our first official Newsvine baby. Sagan was born at 12:15 a.m. on January 12, 2009, weighing 6 pounds and 14 ounces, 20 inches long to pro...

Local weatherman sues Oscar Wilde 2 Sep 2008 | 06:02 pm

Oscar Wilde, beloved Irish author and intellectual is famed for his witticisms and is having charges filed against him by a local weatherman.

Satire: Favre Wanted Trade to Jets for Publicity Reasons 8 Aug 2008 | 05:30 pm

Brett Favre, the extraordinary quarterback and complete the media/drama queen asked to be traded to the New York Jets on Sunday because he felt it would get him the most media outlet.

The Emergence of Online Empathy 4 Aug 2008 | 09:00 am

In a startling turn of events, it seems that empathy has developed on the internet.

Joe Montana and Wayne Gretzky's sons battling for quarterback position 11 Jul 2008 | 06:38 pm

5 Terrible Life Lessons Hollywood Loves to Teach You 3 Jul 2008 | 06:26 pm

Crazy but true

Why I don't exist 17 Jun 2008 | 12:35 pm

When asked "tell me about yourself?" I often sigh and wish I could answer the proposed question. I thought the problem was that I simply did not know enough about myself to answer the question. But t...

My opposition to facial hair 1 Jun 2008 | 06:58 pm

When I was a littler boy, I was told of the wonders of puberty. I looked forward to the days where I'd become tall, dark, and handsome, ripped with muscle and endowed with a deep, baritone voice that ...