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Talk to me 6 Jan 2011 | 02:59 am
Whoa! I’m not ready to say anything! Ok, let’s start slow. Starting Slow You look beautiful tonight. I love how your hair smells. I love how your skin smells. Your eyes look amazing tonight, they...
Don’t worry its tooth brush 4 Jan 2011 | 06:44 am
Boy:what is that u keep in ur mouth which is 6? long and move it in and out and wait for a white substance to come out? Girl: y do u ask such question to me. i cant tell such words Boy:dont worr...
New English 2 Urdu Dictionary 4 Jan 2011 | 06:43 am
Selfish-Bharwa Bitch-Randi Agent-Dalla Stupid man-Chutiya Ignore-Lund pe charh Heavy Loss-Gand Phatna Severe Loss-Gand phat k hath mein ajana Danger-Gand galay mein ajana Jealous-Jhantain jal ...
I thought It was MONEY 4 Jan 2011 | 06:36 am
A young girl after her honeymoon came fully exhausted and tired, When her friends asked her what happened? She replied : When this 70 year old bastard told me he has saved a lot from last 50 year...
HONEYMOON 4 Jan 2011 | 06:33 am
“HONEYMOON” H-hawas mita do O-or chuso N-nanga karke E-ek hi jhatke mein Y-yeh gaya M-mar dala O-or dalo O-or tez N-ni..k..a.. l…g..a. y..a
Women personality followed by her BRAZIER size 4 Jan 2011 | 06:31 am
Women personality followed by her BRAZIER size 32:Innocent 34:Beautiful 36:Sexy 38:Agressive 40:Hungry 42: playful 44:daring 46:Wild 48:Tennis Wali Bhabhi?:-)
HEADPHONE KI PIN MOBILE MEIN LAGANA 4 Jan 2011 | 06:30 am
Jaan Chotey soraakh Mein Nahi… Larki: Jaan Chotey soraakh Mein Nahi, Barray Soraakh Mein Daalo. Larka: Andhera Itna hai Soraakh Nazar Nahi Aa Raha. Larki: Sorakh par Ungli Phero mehsoos Hojae ga? ...
mahol garam na karo 4 Jan 2011 | 06:28 am
1 molvi khutba dety huy: Aaj kal ki ortain itni barik kamezain pehanti hain, Itni barik shalwarain pehanti hain k unka jism saf nazar ata hy unki tangen nazr ati ha, unki kamr nazr aati hy un k jism k...
Honey, the prisoner escaped again 4 Jan 2011 | 06:24 am
The bride tells her husband Honey, you know I’m a virgin and I don’t know anything about s**. Can you explain it to me first?” “OK, Sweetheart. Putting it simply, we will call your private place ‘th...
Funny Quotes 4 Jan 2011 | 05:03 am
It’s so long since I’ve had sex, I’ve forgotten who ties up whom. If it wasn’t for pick-pockets and frisking at airports I’d have no sex life at all Sex is one of the most wholesome, beautiful and n...
