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Things I’ve Learned This Week 24 Aug 2013 | 02:05 am
** School REALLY needs to start. Cause my patience has left the building. ** The smell of an amusement park is a compilation of B.O., grease, and ass. ** I’m not buying what Lindsay Lohan is sellin...
Things I’ve Learned This Week 16 Aug 2013 | 11:26 pm
** The reinforcements are apparently not showing up any time soon. ** If I had a dollar for every time I’ve answered the “Why do I HAVE to take a shower?” question, I’d be one rich bitch. ** My husb...
No Filter 15 Aug 2013 | 07:06 pm
We all know that kids really don’t have any kind of a filter when it comes to speaking their minds. The thoughts just tumble out of their mouths like the trash rolls out of my purse when it falls ove...
Things I’ve Learned This Week 9 Aug 2013 | 06:21 pm
** It’s gotta be a scientific fact that kids are 10 times crazier in the summer. ** Kicking your own ass is harder than having someone else kick it for you. ** I’m not above napping in public. ** S...
Eavesdropping: One of the Few Benefits of Driving Carpool 7 Aug 2013 | 09:18 pm
When I’m driving around a carpool of screaming ten-year-old girls, it’s sometimes hard not to wanna drive the car straight into Lake Michigan. Seriously, these girls are capable of some severe damage...
Things I’ve Learned This Week 2 Aug 2013 | 10:19 pm
** I have approximately 0% of my time to dedicate to writing anymore. ** When someone says, “You look tired“, what they’re really saying is, “You look like shit.” ** For some reason, sitting around ...
Things I’ve Learned This Week 26 Jul 2013 | 10:01 pm
** I’m not sure why people are so surprised that a guy named “Weiner” likes to show off his junk. ** Goatdog drinks water like he’s bobbing for apples. ** A good night’s sleep is totally wasted on t...
No Rest for the Weary 26 Jul 2013 | 02:46 am
With summer camps ending, I have become the unofficial director of “Camp Mama”, who’s expected to have full-day schedules of wild and exciting adventures planned for each and every day. Thus, my time...
Things I’ve Learned This Week 20 Jul 2013 | 03:01 am
** Mornings love me WAY more than I love them. ** This week’s heat wave has made being a nudist seem a whole lot more appealing. ** I get more stupid with every other Facebook post I read. ** If ti...
The Sleepover 18 Jul 2013 | 06:58 pm
I’ve been having a hard time lately with this whole growing up thing that my kids insist on doing. It’s like every time I turn around, they’re gaining an inch on me, wanting to run around town with t...
