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They're the First Warning Signs of Congenital Stupidity 4 Jun 2013 | 01:03 am
Little Miss Texas slathering on more baby oil: I don’t know why I’m gettin’ all these little wrinkles around my eyes, do y’all? –Waikiki Beach, Hawaii
Babysitters from the Projects are Just More Affordable 19 May 2013 | 09:19 pm
Boy: Good looks! Girl: Good looks? Boy: Yeah, that’s what black people say. –Rockaway Beach, Queens, New York Overheard by: Sparky
It's the Ashes of Dead Mouseketeers 19 May 2013 | 09:04 am
Redneck mother: Where’d all this sand come from? Redneck daughter: Disney, probably. –Daytona Beach, Florida Overheard by: Angela Cimato
In that Case, Put that Big Black Cock in my Ass 18 May 2013 | 09:01 pm
Teen boy: … And you’re so racist. Teen girl: I’m really not. Teen boy: It’s okay. I find it sexy. –Bondi Beach, Sydney, Australia Overheard by: Api
Hello world! 18 May 2013 | 08:43 am
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Let's Discuss It While I Bleed Out 17 May 2013 | 08:33 pm
Chick: Fuck, I stepped on a piece of glass!Dude: Was it beach glass?Chick: I don’t know… We’re at the beach… Probably. –Santa Monica, CaliforniaOverheard by: monkey
Kids, Can You Find Five Things Wrong with this Sunbather? 17 May 2013 | 08:31 am
Girl #1: How do my boobs look?Girl #2: Like oranges. Seriously, you need to quit that fake tanning shit.Girl #1: Suck my dick. –Ocean City, Maryland
No, We're Practicing Civil Disobedience 16 May 2013 | 08:29 pm
Brainiac: Are you allowed to skinny dip here? –Nude beach, Sandy Hook, New Jersey
That Reminds Me, When is Mom Up for Parole? 16 May 2013 | 08:21 am
Chick: I can’t stand it when people smoke at the beach. It’s such a wrong thing to do in a place like this.Dude: Smoking at the beach is like killing someone at a birthday party. –Long Beach, Californ...
It's the Little Things that Make Suicide Worthwhile 15 May 2013 | 08:19 pm
A group of pedestrians is almost run down by several cyclists.Girl #1: Are we walking on the bike path?Girl #2: Yeah.Girl #1: God, I hate us. –Lake Nokomis, Minneapolis, MinnesotaOverheard by: Aaron J...
